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Wicked Blue

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24. Newly emergent Covid virus is secretly introduced into his Diet Coke

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Oct 24, 2025, 01:08 PM

Oct 2025

during his Asia junket. He is hospitalized and intubated upon return, but has already infected his aides and toadies, triggering the Plague of 2025. He does not survive.

QUESTION: what music should we select for the coast-to-coast conga line following his demise?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 2025 OP

Peanuts surfered Oct 2025 #1

I think something's just gonna kill him. Something's going to kill him. He's going to be, like, dead. 2MuchNoise Oct 2025 #2

I was thinking about that one, in fact! Orrex Oct 2025 #3

I see what you did there ... 😁 LSparkle Oct 2025 #4

Wait, there's a song like that? Orrex Oct 2025 #6

Carted off and buried with East Wing rubble, bahaha. Emile Oct 2025 #5

"Oh, please, please tell me he is...!" hlthe2b Oct 2025 #7

And this is me! ShazzieB Oct 2025 #27

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 2025 #8

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 2025 #10

... EYESORE 9001 Oct 2025 #9

Sadly not yet, but it's still early. SheltieLover Oct 2025 #11

Overworked and underpaid air traffic controllers Prairie_Seagull Oct 2025 #12

From our Canadian friends.. surfered Oct 2025 #17

Beaten to an orange pulp by a judge's gavel. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #13

Pissed off a good guy with a gun. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #14

Today's meme CaptainTruth Oct 2025 #15

👍 surfered Oct 2025 #18

NOOOOOO!!!! DO NOT eat that rancid pile of bile, kitties. It will make niyad Oct 2025 #23

They'd puke!!! CaptainTruth Oct 2025 #25

Way to kick off the weekend, Orrex!! You had me at carted off. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 2025 #16

He's so dumb that he forgot to breathe. Dave Bowman Oct 2025 #19

Asbestos, you have one job. nt TBF Oct 2025 #20

Not last night, damn, hopefully today. republianmushroom Oct 2025 #21

Hmmm... GiqueCee Oct 2025 #22

Newly emergent Covid virus is secretly introduced into his Diet Coke Wicked Blue Oct 2025 #24

Visualize a world without the orange senile sociopath Blue Owl Oct 2025 #26