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Zorro

(18,703 posts) Wed Nov 12, 2025, 12:12 PM Nov 2025

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him [View all]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that tests the limits of presidential power, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump ordered ICE agents to arrest the 67,000 football fans who booed him at Sunday’s Washington Commanders game.

“This should never be allowed to happen in this country,” Trump said, adding that the booing fans “were paid by Soros.”

Justifying his use of immigration agents, Trump accused all those who booed him of being in a Venezuelan drug cartel.

Elaborating on his claim, Trump said, “Despite our successful air strikes off the coast of Venezuela, somehow 67,000 of these criminals got through.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-orders-ice-to-arrest-67000

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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him [View all] Zorro Nov 2025 OP

The sad thing is that I have to check to make sure it's satire, MarineCombatEngineer Nov 2025 #1

I did the same thing. sheshe2 Nov 2025 #8

Me too. LAS14 Nov 2025 #9

Fuck him. Moostache Nov 2025 #2

Very clever. efhmc Nov 2025 #3

Maybe they weren't booing him? imanamerican63 Nov 2025 #4

Well, it at least SOUNDS like it's something he'd do sakabatou Nov 2025 #5

Today's satire is tomorrow's featured news at the top of the hour Torchlight Nov 2025 #6

I had to check if it was Boriwitz or The Onion MustLoveBeagles Nov 2025 #7

Same here PatSeg Nov 2025 #10

It sure is MustLoveBeagles Nov 2025 #17

Right, how do you think 300 Million people got the drugs for their overdoses last year? ChicagoTeamster Nov 2025 #11

LOL.... it took me two beats to realize it was a joke. ashredux Nov 2025 #12

The paid by Soros thing is sooo accurate. progressoid Nov 2025 #13

Not too far from the truth IronLionZion Nov 2025 #14

I knew it was satire, but checked anyway Ohioboy Nov 2025 #15

I HAD TO CHECK THE LINK!!! niyad Nov 2025 #16