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drray23

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54. Sorry but this is stupid.

Sun Feb 8, 2026, 01:58 PM

Feb 8

Sure its satire but that it not how it will look to right wingers. This will be exploited to reinforce the narrative they are already pushing that the protestors are all paid by Soros and such.

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"I am the payroll accountant for professional protestors in Minnesota, and I am swamped" By John Moe [View all] mysteryowl Feb 8 OP

I know the feeling. I'm in charge of mailing out Antifa membership kits. surfered Feb 8 #1

What, no plush toy or "special gift"? n/t the nelm Feb 9 #71

Loved the timesheet warnings, and the CEO of Antifa reference. dem4decades Feb 8 #2

Delish malaise Feb 8 #3

Good One! Faux pas Feb 8 #4

Conservatives will believe any lie, especially if it involves Soros. Norrrm Feb 8 #5

... mysteryowl Feb 8 #13

To: All protest staff mysteryowl Feb 8 #6

LMAO surfered Feb 8 #7

Hilarious. LoisB Feb 8 #8

im ceo of humor AllaN01Bear Feb 8 #9

🤣 mwmisses4289 Feb 8 #10

Very funny PatSeg Feb 8 #11

... mysteryowl Feb 8 #14

roberts, kavanaugh, barrett all derailed 2000 Marthe48 Feb 8 #25

Nixon, too. enigmania Feb 8 #53

Oh yes, Nixon too PatSeg Feb 8 #57

Actually, there is another, compelling reason -- Uglicans CAN'T get crowds of protesters, or even attendees, WITHOUT eppur_se_muova Feb 8 #59

Oh yeah, $50 a head as a recall PatSeg Feb 8 #61

Do not circulate this -- we do not need this even if someone thinks it's funny -- DELETE THIS AverageOldGuy Feb 8 #12

Yes it is funny mysteryowl Feb 8 #15

If there are any paid influencers popsdenver Feb 8 #33

Yes, great example! mysteryowl Feb 8 #37

YES!!! niyad Feb 8 #43

Ridicule is an effective weapon Tasmanian Devil Feb 8 #18

Most MAGAots popsdenver Feb 8 #39

Cowering in fear of what those scum will do or say is EXACTLY what they want. niyad Feb 8 #28

I will say, that although your comment will not be supported here, I can say thank you. mysteryowl Feb 8 #36

I kinda hope it does show up on the Fox "news" Sewer FoxNewsSucks Feb 8 #65

"Hectic as heck" progressoid Feb 8 #16

... mysteryowl Feb 8 #17

It helps to read it in a "Fargo" accent. progressoid Feb 8 #55

... orangecrush Feb 8 #19

"The government has been unable to find evidence that you are paid protestors or even any records of our organization. " IronLionZion Feb 8 #20

... mysteryowl Feb 8 #21

K&R...nt Wounded Bear Feb 8 #22

Hot dish for the win! Soul_of_Wit Feb 8 #23

The author must be from Minnesota! mysteryowl Feb 8 #26

I tell the MAGA doubters that it was the easiest $1000 I ever made. TheRickles Feb 8 #24

Brilliant! Raven123 Feb 8 #29

This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl Feb 8 #27

Who are Repubs going to blame for everything when Soros dies? ShazzieB Feb 8 #30

They'll say, "But is he REALLY dead?" Wednesdays Feb 8 #58

They should be careful popsdenver Feb 8 #31

See post 28 niyad Feb 8 #34

Yup popsdenver Feb 8 #42

Dear Goddess, those are hilarious!!! Thank you! I see where Meow Miix niyad Feb 8 #32

I can't stop laughing! mysteryowl Feb 8 #41

Hey, at least Antifa actually PAYS the people it contracts with, and NOT with crypto! generalbetrayus Feb 8 #35

TO: All protest staff mysteryowl Feb 8 #38

Antifa affiliate. Historic NY Feb 8 #40

Author of these hilarious writings... mysteryowl Feb 8 #44

I am passing the link on to my groups here, as well. niyad Feb 8 #45

It should be shared far and wide. mysteryowl Feb 8 #46

Doing my small share! niyad Feb 8 #47

Yes, he is a brilliant paid agitator. He doesn't see his contract mandating organizing. mjvpi Feb 8 #52

As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing Wonder Why Feb 8 #48

I can't even get my group past the mission statement. The committee has agreed on a 15 page maximum, but then....... mjvpi Feb 8 #49

Satire goes right over the head of Figarosmom Feb 8 #50

I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T Feb 8 #51

Sorry but this is stupid. drray23 Feb 8 #54

Mcsweeneys is a national treasure Layzeebeaver Feb 8 #56

"Your union classifies all this as regional theater." ROFL Beartracks Feb 8 #60

MAGAts will hold this up as proof NameAlreadyTaken Feb 8 #62

That was pretty great! mahina Feb 8 #63

Poor Joyce! She's not getting the cooperation she needs from those employees! liberalla Feb 8 #64

Awesome! nt Exp Feb 8 #66

Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN liberalhistorian Feb 8 #67

Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia Feb 8 #68

Funny, but...... SCantiGOP Feb 8 #69

"Oprah's Very Special Protest Club." LOL JohnnyRingo Feb 9 #70