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Orrex

(67,005 posts) Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:58 AM Feb 16

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Blood pressure hits 50,000?

Followed medical advice as prepared by an AI?

Executed in Somalia after confirmation by the RNC?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

On a happier note, I'd like to thank all of the generous DUers who gave me Valentine's hearts this season. Thank you for this kind and thoughtful gesture!

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Feb 16 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 16 #1

Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Feb 16 #3

Always! SheltieLover Feb 16 #19

Soon... SheltieLover Feb 16 #18

We must be getting close. Rehearsals for his State Funeral have begun. surfered Feb 16 #2

ROFL malaise Feb 16 #9

... SheltieLover Feb 16 #20

Not until after he whacks Massie with frog poison dalton99a Feb 16 #4

Or has him fall out a window....defenestration. surfered Feb 16 #6

Even Charlie Brown wants to know. generalbetrayus Feb 16 #5

God just said..."Fuck him!" Then kicked him into the gutter... MiHale Feb 16 #7

No but malaise Feb 16 #8

50,000 you say? underpants Feb 16 #10

During filming of the movie the camera crew kept saying we need a bigger boat. twodogsbarking Feb 16 #22

I had never heard that and I'm a big Jaws trivia fan. underpants Feb 16 #25

Didn't know that MustLoveBeagles Feb 16 #29

Look on the net and you should find it. I saw it a few years ago. They even had a picture of the film crew boat. twodogsbarking Feb 16 #31

Jaws @ 50 was a great documentary underpants Feb 16 #36

After you have watched it once and then many times you realize how good the acting was. Even the small parts. twodogsbarking Feb 16 #37

Even the townspeople underpants Feb 16 #38

I finally got to see Jaws on the big screen last year MustLoveBeagles Feb 16 #39

Yes! Hugin Feb 16 #35

Hope springs eternal CaptainTruth Feb 16 #11

Snorted adderall from RFK Jr.'s toilet seat. OGBuzz Feb 16 #12

Well played! surfered Feb 16 #15

You win the thread today malaise Feb 16 #28

... MustLoveBeagles Feb 16 #30

RFK Jr replaces his critical medication with peptides and hydro injections? Initech Feb 16 #13

Please Lord take him in your loving hands Blue Owl Feb 16 #14

Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel surfered Feb 16 #16

May it be so!!! Right now would be good. niyad Feb 16 #26

Not sure.. is it time to play Where's Piggy? SheltieLover Feb 16 #17

Now I lay me down to sleep. I hope that karma gets the creep. If he should die before I wake. I only hope that the twodogsbarking Feb 16 #21

Mysteriously succumbs to secretions from a poison dart frog Wicked Blue Feb 16 #23

... Harker Feb 16 #24

Billions disappointed at the news today... But (happier), these guys make me "get" curling! hlthe2b Feb 16 #27

That's so cute 🥺 MustLoveBeagles Feb 16 #40

I feel the rage! True Dough Feb 16 #32

I'd know that face anywhere! Is he still around? And, yes, the rent (and everything else) is TOO DAMNED hlthe2b Feb 16 #33

Don't know. Sorry! True Dough Feb 16 #34

Happy Presidents Day LetMyPeopleVote Feb 16 #41