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Maru Kitteh

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5. Cardiac specialists/nurses - could this be a caratoid bypass?

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 1, 2026, 09:16 PM

Monday

Remember when the internet noticed he was not seen for several days and thought he might be dead or disabled?
Remember that unexplained “rash” on his neck? closeups revealed punctures consistent with a robotic assisted procedure.

What do you think?

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They are all trolls UpInArms Sunday #1

What's going on with his neck? Ocelot II Sunday #2

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Cardiac specialists/nurses - could this be a caratoid bypass? Maru Kitteh Monday #5

So that means he's spent almost every weekend this year at his shitty golf courses. Initech Sunday #3