"I can hardly stand to wait, oh Christmas, don't be late"..."Trump last seen publicly was six days ago, May 27"...

[ProfessorGAC]

16. Nope, He Swings

With a fast, herky-jerky action that is the opposite of smooth & graceful.
His caddy moving the ball is the least of his cheating.
Even if someone improves their lie, they still have to hit a good shot. Yeah, its cheating but it doesn't eliminate the need to play well.
He's a stroke shaver. Makes a 5, writes down 4. Makes a 6, writes down 5, or even 4.
Hits his 4th shot and is still 25' away. Claims he was lying 3 and assumes the 25 footer is made, despite the fact that club players make 25 foot putts only around 3% of the time. He makes 6. Claims par.
Lying about the score on a hole is the apex of golf cheating, and he does it multiple times per round.
If he says he shot 75, we know it's 87 or higher. (Probably higher)