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EarlG

(21,947 posts)
Thu Jul 11, 2013, 02:26 PM Jul 2013

If I could interrupt for a moment, how about... the Hate Mailbag! [View all]

Democratic Underground may be a contentious place at the moment, but thank goodness there are some common truths which still bring us together after all these years. For example, I think we can all agree that no matter which side of the Snowden vs. Obama debate you come down on, you're a right-wing ratfucking paid-to-post shill. Amirite?!?!

Anyway, if you've been spending a little too much time scrapping with your fellow progressives in the DU bubble lately it may have slipped your mind that there are real right-wing assholes out there who wish for nothing more than to see us all crucified and burned at the stake simultaneously. (Which I've got to admit would make for a pretty sweet heavy metal album cover).

So here's the Hate Mailbag to give you a taste of what conservatives are saying out there in the real world, sprinkled with a dash of good old-fashioned WTF. Enjoy!


I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE AWESOME DISCUSSIONS WE'VE MISSED OUT ON BECAUSE THIS GUY WAS BANNED

Subject: Denied access because of my username?

Are you kidding me? Yes my user name is "liberalsarepoison". However, your site wouldn't even allow me to log in because of that? I can't even join up to have a normal discussion with your followers about politics? How one sided is that! You and your followers are obviously nothing but kool aid drinking, uneducated, socialist fanatics who happen to be the most hypocritical people I've come across. You are what's wrong with society. Way to have a site that lacks any variety and prohibits any challenge in thought. I suppose its a good site for you rejects to sign up on to blow smoke up each others ass. Go fuck yourselves


WAITER, THERE ARE WORDS IN MY SALAD

Subject: again - a researched response in jury and opinion of democrat supporting

well democratic underground since it is DU jury has some sort of appeals, right?
about battle, about war - I answer with a learned -academic and research response of an ISSue of the USA Today as some of my referenced examples.

Rosette - again no cursing - people are democratic and support opinion in DEMOCRATIC underground democracy stuff...

democrat - people say they support more than others individuals like obama - but they are supporting democratic underground... and supporting Obama

I saw what was pulled but this isn't accurate of my history of democratic underground. I am not new to democratic underground but past a little time just over 2 months/calling it 60 days or longer then I am pulled so...


I BET THE EVEREST INSTITUTE WILL BE THRILLED TO SEE THIS POP UP ON GOOGLE

Subject: Belief

KILL ALL DEMOCRATS. INFANT MURDERING BASTARD NIGGER OBAMA

Don't EVER go to Everest Institute.


WHAT A LOAD OF GOBLES

Subject: (no subject)

Hello:

Please tell me why my posting privileges were revoked.

I am doing research for a future article.

I am going to make a list of websites that are merely propaganda and those that
fulfill their 4th estate obligations by acting as a platform for the free exchange of ideas.

The current theory now is that their is a group of website are trying to continue the former
#majormedia's strategy of controlling information to the masses so that current corrupt status quo can remain in power....

I look forward to your assistance in helping gather the data necessary to write this article.

As the courts have ruled, that your failure to answer (even if invoking 5th amendment rights) can be interpretted as your admission that your truthful answers would be injurious to your position, your failure to relpy will be accept as your indication that you are purely a propaganda agency (in the vision of Gobles) with the intent of managing and manipulating the American Public like cattle. (in the style of Edward Bernays)

Please advise.

Thank you for your time.


A LETTER FROM ONE OF THE LEADING LIGHTS OF THE INTELLECTUAL RIGHT

Subject: FAGGOT LOVERS

You liberals love fags and baby killers.
Also how about That half breed piece of shit Obama he's doing a good job helping faggots and feminist.


HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH A DOUCHEBAG IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT?

Subject: unsubscribe

Nice try.......banning me from posting, for whatever you reason may have...I have requested to be removed from your list!

Fact is, I can still log into the site.......not that I want to.......but as long as you have my info, I will haunt you until we can agree that I have been removed....along with any info I may have provided.....

Care to dance?


ANOTHER LETTER FROM ONE OF THE LEADING LIGHTS OF THE INTELLECTUAL RIGHT

Subject: (no subject)

HEY YOU LEFT WING SACKS OF 0BAMA LOVING MONKEY SHIT GO FUCK YOURSELVES!


IN DEFENSE OF ANTISEMITISM

Subject: account suspension

Why was my account suspended.
I've made only a hand full of recent posts but have been a member for a number of years. I am a liberal I vote democrat, I however don't always agree with whatever the current stance is on any given issue. I have my own mind. I support the 2nd amendment and don't blindly support causes or foreign nations just because their is pressure to do so.

I recently posted in a thread about Zionism and anti-semitism.

My view is not a popular one, but it is based on critical thought and history. The Israelites the Hebrews and the Semitic people were not Jewish. That's not to say that many Jews are not descendants of them. Antisemitism is not anti-jew, anti-zionist is not anti-jew. The original poster was labeling everyone who is anti-zionist as an anti-semite in order to deflect criticism ofZionism. They were labeling others unjustly as bigots, when they them self were displaying bigotry.

If you want an echo chamber at DU, fine so be it. If you want to be inclusive of all liberals who value critical thinking over emotion then give me back my account


I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

Subject: re: OurKidsFirst

This is Lynne (OurKidsFirst). My comment was deleted. Why? Are you
not open to discussion? No comments on the million dollars for the
Indian reality show? No comment on the millions going to Indonesia
for master's degrees? What about our own kids who have to pay
exobitant out o state fees for college? What about the monetary
abuses our own governement agencies commit? Do you agree with those?

I was not trying to blast anyone - just throwing out my concerns about
our economy, about our kids. Socialism does not work; it takes the
iniative away and everyone becomes as one. Is that how you want your
kids and grandkids to live? Where is the excitement of living? Of
achieving?

I do not work for a company with a union. My retirement is what I
save. If I pay higher taxes to fund someone else's retirement, who
funds mine?

If you respond to this email, thank you. If not, so be it.


THE FEE FOR CANCELING YOUR ACCOUNT IS ONE MILLION DOLLARS

Subject: CANCEL

CANCEL MY ACCOUNT PLEASE , I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A FEE INVOLVED THANK YOU


POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?
115 votes, 3 passes | Time left: Time expired
The person who tried to sign up with the username "liberalsarepoison"
36 (31%)
The person who support opinion in DEMOCRATIC underground democracy stuff
15 (13%)
The person who wants to kill all Democrats
3 (3%)
The person who has a vision of Gobles
29 (25%)
The person who thinks Obama is a half breed piece of shit
2 (2%)
The person who will haunt us until we dance with him
10 (9%)
The person who thinks we're left wing sacks of Obama loving monkey shit
2 (2%)
The person who thinks it's bigoted to label antisemites as bigots
3 (3%)
The person who is utterly baffled about the concept of Social Security
3 (3%)
The person who didn't realize there was a fee involved
12 (10%)
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k&r Love for the Hate Mailbag! magellan Jul 2013 #1
LOL! HappyMe Jul 2013 #2
Words fail. Scuba Jul 2013 #3
Thanks for the laugh! Just Saying Jul 2013 #4
This was clever: kentuck Jul 2013 #5
I've seen that many times Ichingcarpenter Jul 2013 #24
SNORT! (and boo hoo, as it shows how crazy some people are) LeftishBrit Jul 2013 #6
Other: 'I'm a liberal, and I vote democrat.' Aristus Jul 2013 #7
To be fair, Jamaal510 Jul 2013 #77
Sorry. Aristus Jul 2013 #85
None taken. Jamaal510 Jul 2013 #104
I voted for word salad because Sissyk Jul 2013 #8
On a related note, sorta... I just noticed that graham4anything got PPRd yesterday Electric Monk Jul 2013 #14
Yeah, that's exactly the related note Sissyk Jul 2013 #15
It's this thread, and that e-mail in particular, that inspired me to check. nt Electric Monk Jul 2013 #20
Whoa. progressoid Jul 2013 #21
Oh, thanks to the PTB !!! Morning Dew Jul 2013 #22
Aye. We were starting to think that one was untouchable. Decoy of Fenris Jul 2013 #26
Thanks, I didn't know. That takes my ignored list down to zero. n/t winter is coming Jul 2013 #28
He was a troll's troll Capt. Obvious Jul 2013 #41
WoW! Sissyk Jul 2013 #43
oh..reminds me...got to take him off ignore... dixiegrrrrl Jul 2013 #74
Aww, I will miss his comic stylings... Javaman Jul 2013 #45
Trollish stylings (it's official now) JHB Jul 2013 #70
I used to put members like him on ignore... Javaman Jul 2013 #133
Here was his last post Capt. Obvious Jul 2013 #51
Skinner was of 2 minds, but had to act when they reached 80-20 pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #66
LOL Capt. Obvious Jul 2013 #131
Here you go: Something he did in Hosts forum, apparently. Hissyspit Jul 2013 #126
So what finally got him banned Le Taz Hot Jul 2013 #132
Glad to see I am not the only one he bothered rurallib Jul 2013 #57
Oh no, what's Sid gonna do with all those extra recs now? whatchamacallit Jul 2013 #58
Bless you for mentioning that. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2013 #65
DEAR GOD YES!!!!!!! Katashi_itto Jul 2013 #93
Thank you jeebus! curlyred Jul 2013 #99
They finally caught on. nt awoke_in_2003 Jul 2013 #106
I thought it was my imagination that D.U. was very quiet today mrdmk Jul 2013 #111
I hope they cut him a check for beer and travel money NoPasaran Jul 2013 #135
Aww BrotherIvan Jul 2013 #56
That's nice of you. Sissyk Jul 2013 #60
That's not a bad idea BrotherIvan Jul 2013 #63
You're a better person than me then! Sissyk Jul 2013 #64
You too! BrotherIvan Jul 2013 #67
2024 (and 2028)... JHB Jul 2013 #83
lol! Sissyk Jul 2013 #88
Shh... winter is coming Jul 2013 #91
Hillary 45 / 80-20!! madinmaryland Jul 2013 #95
GMTA treestar Jul 2013 #118
R#12 & K for, "too much time scrapping with your fellow progressives in the DU bubble UTUSN Jul 2013 #9
Always my most difficult vote to cast... Jeff In Milwaukee Jul 2013 #10
Thanks, EarlG. I think we all needed this. (nt) Paladin Jul 2013 #11
+1 Jamaal510 Jul 2013 #78
I love the Hate Mailbag. bluedigger Jul 2013 #12
In order to kick...I love (sic) they guy saying his retirement is his savings angstlessk Jul 2013 #13
I bet if you check, almost all of these were sent after 2am. JoePhilly Jul 2013 #16
While I didn't choose the load of Gobles poster, I think it Warpy Jul 2013 #17
Gobles has no balls at all muriel_volestrangler Jul 2013 #36
Few of us remember Lonesome George any more pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #49
His C&W songs were a definite scream Warpy Jul 2013 #53
what is the problem with everest instuite? irisblue Jul 2013 #18
I assume that's where one of the Mailbag's finest is being educated. winter is coming Jul 2013 #30
I assume the disturbed become more disturbed by being flunked out pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #97
Maybe they hate the guy with the sideways hat from the Everest commercials? Jamaal510 Jul 2013 #80
Dear EarlG: Whatever you do, please DO NOT cancel my account pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #19
GET OUT OF MY VISION OF GOBLES!!1!!!1! Democracyinkind Jul 2013 #23
Has to be 'vision of Gobles' - trying to use hashtags in emails is awesome muriel_volestrangler Jul 2013 #25
That will be his deathless classic, The House of Seven Gobles. n/t winter is coming Jul 2013 #31
LOL! EvolveOrConvolve Jul 2013 #115
If his idea of a "normal discussion" is leading off with (you)arepoison... JHB Jul 2013 #27
this is awesome Pretzel_Warrior Jul 2013 #29
Sometimes I think all that is just about three people. nolabear Jul 2013 #32
I hate all of you and your site... Phentex Jul 2013 #35
I went with the second one Spirochete Jul 2013 #33
Yes, the second one was Palinesque R B Garr Jul 2013 #107
Are you sure.... mockmonkey Jul 2013 #34
k&r, thanks for bringing this back. So difficult to chose just one uppityperson Jul 2013 #37
I need coffee before deciding BainsBane Jul 2013 #38
Don't know why they're so angry at DU. Most days it's the best Obama opposition research site on... Tarheel_Dem Jul 2013 #39
+1 Jamaal510 Jul 2013 #81
Thanks for sharing. lpbk2713 Jul 2013 #40
K & R Scurrilous Jul 2013 #42
What a wonderful way to libodem Jul 2013 #44
aw Earl THANK YOU!!! These are such a TREAT!!! Skittles Jul 2013 #46
Looks like a guest list on Fox and Friends kairos12 Jul 2013 #47
Ahhhhhhhhhh, another breath of foul air !!! Thanks, EarlG !! DinahMoeHum Jul 2013 #48
Did you notice the bad grammar and syntax that most of those hatemongers used? totodeinhere Jul 2013 #50
Perspective! I haz nau. Robb Jul 2013 #52
LOL. So many good choices. I'll vote for the gamut. pinto Jul 2013 #54
Thanks, EarlG! Refreshing, in a way. longship Jul 2013 #55
Oh Lawd. The level of TeabagNuttery stupid and knuckle-dragging ignorant . . . Triana Jul 2013 #59
We need more of this! Thank you EarlG! Rex Jul 2013 #61
I am frankly amazed at the spelling and punctuation rurallib Jul 2013 #62
Lots of good stuff there. ctsnowman Jul 2013 #68
Was the one fellow referring to the fifties TV personality, George Gobles? Jack Rabbit Jul 2013 #69
See #49 pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #72
ROFL malaise Jul 2013 #71
Made my day! frogmarch Jul 2013 #73
Is the poll as good as Gallup? kentuck Jul 2013 #75
Did you include the word salad person? lunatica Jul 2013 #76
Huzzah! cyberswede Jul 2013 #79
so hard to choose all such gems mountain grammy Jul 2013 #82
This hate-mail is not really all that outstanding. We got much better stuff when DU first started up meti57b Jul 2013 #84
We'll probably get some gems when the Zimmerman verdict comes down. winter is coming Jul 2013 #92
yes there was! madrchsod Jul 2013 #116
K&R one_voice Jul 2013 #86
Normally we get some really good red-baiting in these ... TBF Jul 2013 #87
I voted against "liberalsarepoison" because I wanted that name. nm rhett o rick Jul 2013 #89
Rather pleased you didn't print any of mine... Boudica the Lyoness Jul 2013 #90
::::: LOVE!!! :::::::: Coexist Jul 2013 #94
Thank you! Kick! Agschmid Jul 2013 #96
Good stuff, but...... MyOwnPeace Jul 2013 #98
EarlG Diclotican Jul 2013 #100
I vote for the guy who spelled "0BAMA" with a zero. eppur_se_muova Jul 2013 #101
The second one was awesome. Aerows Jul 2013 #102
That was graham4anything. nt Electric Monk Jul 2013 #103
LOL! Aerows Jul 2013 #105
The Everest Institute jpak Jul 2013 #108
Holy shit "Gobles" sounds familiar... Number23 Jul 2013 #109
Word salad guy. Iggo Jul 2013 #110
I laughed so hard I almost started crying! Vinnie From Indy Jul 2013 #112
we need hate mail at least twice a month! madrchsod Jul 2013 #113
K&R flamingdem Jul 2013 #114
Yay! Hate mailbag! Politicub Jul 2013 #117
The Gobles dude/dudette ismnotwasm Jul 2013 #119
Did I miss a Jew-hater getting sacked?! I am so bummed! Behind the Aegis Jul 2013 #120
What's a goble? matt819 Jul 2013 #121
mark for later Lil Missy Jul 2013 #122
I can't pick a Favorite! Lady Freedom Returns Jul 2013 #123
GOBLES! GOBLES! ellisonz Jul 2013 #124
I’ve never seen posts like this on D.U. busterbrown Jul 2013 #125
I'd like to think the inclusion of the anti union person Starry Messenger Jul 2013 #127
Always the optimist ... TBF Jul 2013 #136
A girl can dream! Starry Messenger Jul 2013 #137
Word Salad? Use google translate. Iterate Jul 2013 #128
So... LiberalsarePoison wants to have a discussion with me... Jasana Jul 2013 #129
The Everest line was pretty classic. joshcryer Jul 2013 #130
Bring back The Wizard Jul 2013 #134
Need a kick for the lunch crowd (nt) question everything Jul 2013 #138
Boink. Scurrilous Jul 2013 #139
You guys need to bring back the Hate Mail Bag as a regular feature nt MrScorpio Jul 2013 #140
well, i'd agree: don't ever go to everest institute, it's an expensive for-profit chain college, HiPointDem Jul 2013 #141
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