DU love for the best Republican friend a liberal Democrat could ever have: Rick Santorum

[90-percent]

Hey Rickie

In addition to that vile JFK, here’s some more lowlife scum from recent history that really make me projectile vomit. (My paint and drywall repair bills are in low four figures from so many high velocity horizontal trajectories)

Martin Luther King
Mahatma Gandhi
Mother Teresa
Nelson Mandela
Lech Walesa
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bobby Kennedy

Nothing but a bunch of College educated snobs, if you ask me!

It must have been hell for you to be raised by your post graduate degree elitist snobby mom. Betcha she got pretty good at cleaning up your gallons of puke around the house, which, as we both know, is really the only type of work women are suited for. Unless they’re busy giving birth like they’re supposed to.

Also, if you need to induce even more personal vomiting, you should simply google your own name.

-90% Jimmy

PS Do we have any DU snark emoticons? Do we have any emoticons at all? Sorry. Previous statement inoperative Found 'em

Back to JFK. Tweety closed yesterdays show going off on Santorum’s UNAMERICAN comments about JFK’s stunning separation of church and state campaign speech. PT-109 war hero, saved his shipmates, etc. Uhhhh, Chris, next time you should also mention his older brother Joe, who gave his life in the Service of his Country in WW2. Even thought that fact is probably just another finger down Santorum’s throat.

My wife told me about Rick's home schooling of his kids. She mentioned few seem to know that home schooling makes the students much less appealing for admission at most Colleges. (What school would accept a transcript from the kids own parents?) Rickie ain't raising no snobs, that's for sure. Whether they want to be or not!