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christx30

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10. That reminds me of a joke:

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 19, 2013, 03:39 AM

Sep 2013

Guy and his friend to on a brewery tour. Friend later shows up at guy's house and says to his wife, "I'm sorry, but your husband died on the tour today." The wife freaks out and asked what happened. Guy says that he fell into one of the vats. Wife says "Did he at least go quickly?" "I'm afraid not. Fact is that he got out 3 times to pee."

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this is about the craziest thing I've ever read [View all] madokie Sep 2013 OP

Gives a whole new meaning to "Belly up to the bar!" KansDem Sep 2013 #1

Who Needs Bud When A Belly Will Do cantbeserious Sep 2013 #2

"It’s not common enough to be a threat to your industry"... Yeah but... Ohio Joe Sep 2013 #3

When docs said they could cure him, the guy fermently objected pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #4

That reminds me of a joke: christx30 Sep 2013 #10

Talk about '6-pack abs'! SeattleVet Sep 2013 #5

How his friends see him... pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #8

DUzy-worthy entire thread in the making. :) n/t OneGrassRoot Sep 2013 #6

I heard of something like this from a doc nadinbrzezinski Sep 2013 #7

If it's got a name, it can't be THAT uncommon... jmowreader Sep 2013 #9

A confession... Tx4obama Sep 2013 #11

Hi MichaelKelley Sep 2013 #12

Welcome to DU. LuvNewcastle Sep 2013 #13

He wants to install a tap and bottle it pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #14

Maybe he could have a colostomy and bottle what runs out. LuvNewcastle Sep 2013 #18

Proper product naming is an art pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #19

Lucky bastard, cut out the middle man. morningfog Sep 2013 #15

Sure beats C-diff. Lars39 Sep 2013 #16

Now would be a good time to avoid becoming a fraternity pledge JHB Sep 2013 #17

Weird indeed malaise Sep 2013 #20

With just a slight change of plumbing... SeattleVet Sep 2013 #21

Gives new meaning to hootinholler Sep 2013 #22

OMG I don't know if I can stomach that! gopiscrap Sep 2013 #23