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Jamastiene

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49. Someone needs to interject some actual science into their science

Sat May 2, 2015, 10:49 PM

May 2015

classes, for a change. Shit flies in from space all the time, solar flares, meteorites, our own leftover space garbage that we left up there.

If this is some big gay takeover of the US government like this asshole is claiming and Christianity is going to be eliminated, I would like to see them even try to enforce it in my Bible Belt hometown first. THIS I GOTTA see. Will I get to be mayor by default? If so, first thing I'm doing is getting a Home Depot to go along with Lowes AND bring Carter Lumber back. I will make this place Lesbian Lumberjack Woodworking capital of the world.

I figure while we are flat out making shit up, why not dream of a lesbian woodworkers' Utopia where I am mayor and lumber for DIY projects will have competitive prices.

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Wait, if end times are in 60 days, how is he gonna raise more money NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #1

...and only 45 days to the late IRS filing deadline. Eleanors38 May 2015 #14

Send money fast, so I can pray away the fireball! n/t RKP5637 May 2015 #16

This one must have joined the God died and left me in charge group. Thinkingabout May 2015 #2

Isn't that a Mel Brooks movie? immoderate May 2015 #3

Sure sounds like it! n/t RKP5637 May 2015 #18

YET, when we pass up the appointed date and time...they don't go away Sheepshank May 2015 #4

�I believe I am speaking under the unction of the Holy Spirit.� Don't they all? arcane1 May 2015 #5

Hearing voices safeinOhio May 2015 #6

Jesus Christ. Where do they find these people?! JaneyVee May 2015 #7

Streetcorner ranters is my bet. hifiguy May 2015 #17

It's about time for Michele Bachmann to come out with some proclamations! RKP5637 May 2015 #21

In Jesus Christ; therefore, the logic is circular= automaticly inorable=) Volaris May 2015 #38

....and I feel fine. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #8

Yep! n/t RKP5637 May 2015 #22

These people are losing what's left of their minds. sufrommich May 2015 #9

Beware of it if they do. Cha May 2015 #10

Nice to see that the Church of St. Looney Up The Cream Bun and Jam hifiguy May 2015 #11

I'm really looking forward to the end of Obama's presidency TlalocW May 2015 #12

Nah, Pat already has dibs on the one headin' for Orlando. Eleanors38 May 2015 #13

Selling fear and ignorance - the Communists didn't shut down churches underpants May 2015 #15

Same thing the Shah did in Iran. hifiguy May 2015 #19

His unction has malfuctioned dmr May 2015 #20

... RKP5637 May 2015 #26

Why is God always so vague? Vattel May 2015 #23

Yep! Well, the answer I always got was god works in mysterious ways! They sure overworked RKP5637 May 2015 #24

One of my favorite Onion articles: "God Defends Mysterious Ways Policy in Papua New Guinea." Vattel May 2015 #25

What, no plagues of frogs and loctus and boils to warn us of the big one? Gothmog May 2015 #27

We can only hope, gee, maybe pray for some frogs, boils and rivers of blood! It will just RKP5637 May 2015 #28

Remember the good old days SwankyXomb May 2015 #29

Yep, and today they've found big $$$$$'s in religion, politics and hatred. And tax free for the RKP5637 May 2015 #34

Nope Runningdawg May 2015 #41

Whatever you have to tell yourself to keep the naughty feelings at bay, Rick. [n/t] Maedhros May 2015 #30

"it is about the criminalization and the elimination of biblical Christianity in the United States.. beam me up scottie May 2015 #31

I'd actually like to see that. Bring it on! nt riderinthestorm May 2015 #32

Maybe then they could all float off to their heaven and leave the rest of us the F alone. n/t RKP5637 May 2015 #35

Im partial to fireworks. I hope it's a spectacular show! nt riderinthestorm May 2015 #40

Unction of God? I need unction. longship May 2015 #33

hey ricky, blow it out your ass. spanone May 2015 #36

I guess he's gonna light a fart! RKP5637 May 2015 #37

Fire or fizzle? More losers whining about their victimhood. randome May 2015 #39

"Fireball From Space" would make an awesome death metal album. Initech May 2015 #42

Throw another virgin into the volcano. xfundy May 2015 #43

Cool! Can he put it over the Pacific? (n/t) Retrograde May 2015 #44

Nothing like a good light show!!! RKP5637 May 2015 #45

Didn't they also say this would happen when Mass legalized? jmowreader May 2015 #46

Oh yeah... pipi_k May 2015 #47

Great - can't wait. Ms. Toad May 2015 #48

Someone needs to interject some actual science into their science Jamastiene May 2015 #49

Sounds great to me! "... a lesbian woodworkers' Utopia!" K&R!!! n/t RKP5637 May 2015 #51

Satan's Minions? AnnieBW May 2015 #50