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JHB

(37,163 posts)
113. Let's honor this person by Google-translating his wisdome into even more languages!
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 08:40 AM
Jun 2012

Let all the world know this babel of babble! And we'll start with one probably near and dear to his heart:

Esperanto: "Ĉu iu iam ĝis decidis uzi eĉ iri volas ja aspektas pli kiel?"
French: "At-on jamais été autant que décidé d'utiliser même aller voulez faire ressembler davantage à?"
Arabic: "وقد أي شخص في أي وقت مضى حتى الآن على النحو الذي تقرر لاستخدام حتى تذهب تريد ان تفعل أشبه؟"
Persian: "هر کسی تا به حال شده است تا آنجا که تصمیم به استفاده از حتی به می خواهید به انجام این کار بیشتر شبیه؟
Russian: "Кто-нибудь когда-нибудь насколько решил использовать даже пойти хотим сделать больше похожа?"
Indonesian: "Apakah ada yang pernah sampai memutuskan untuk menggunakan bahkan pergi ingin melakukan lebih mirip?"
Chinese (traditional): “有沒有人已經遠遠決定使用甚至想要做的看起來更像是嗎?”
Hatian Creole: "Èske gen nenpòt moun ki te janm lwen ke deside sèvi ak menm ale vle fè tankou gade plis?"
Swahili: "Kuna mtu yeyote amewahi kuwa mbali kama aliamua kutumia hata kwenda wanataka kufanya kuangalia zaidi kama?"
Swedish: "Har någon någonsin varit långt som beslutat att använda ens gå vill göra ser mer ut?"
German: "Hat jemand schon einmal soweit beschlossen, selbst nutzen wollen, gehen Sie sehen eher aus wie?"
Afrikaans: "Het iemand al ooit so ver besluit om selfs gebruik gaan wil doen lyk meer soos?"

damn, they don't have Klingon on there...

And given the context, I'm letting the typo stand, because that seems to be all his dome is good for.

I voted for the zimmerman one because... Javaman Jun 2012 #1
Me too! HangOnKids Jun 2012 #8
I'm still not sure Aerows Jun 2012 #17
existential word salad. LOL :) Javaman Jun 2012 #56
K&R for the Mailbag! Lugnut Jun 2012 #2
Where have I been? I'm so out of the loop, these are delish..Thnks Earl..nt monmouth Jun 2012 #61
The first one is epic... one for the ages cthulu2016 Jun 2012 #3
I like the Head Swine David Allen sharp_stick Jun 2012 #4
I Googled "Head Swine David Allen" as suggester by that writer. drm604 Jun 2012 #16
I recognize his "voice" from when he was banned for attacking a host. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2012 #69
Thousand dollas... ellisonz Jun 2012 #5
'Tube socks! Three for five dollas!' lovemydog Jun 2012 #92
All amazing - GoneOffShore Jun 2012 #6
The "Zimmerman was hurt treated at sean and 911 call cut pot res found on him at school" guy FSogol Jun 2012 #7
I'm glad you cite this. Betsy Ross Jun 2012 #81
I was thinking of Miss Teen South Carolina myself nxylas Jun 2012 #82
LOL, our tragic map shortage! FSogol Jun 2012 #98
I'm impressed that someone could write a sentence containing 80 words, but with only one sarge43 Jun 2012 #96
. . .authentic frontier gibberish bobhuntsman Jun 2012 #101
I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. FSogol Jun 2012 #103
"I will be taking nothing but legal action" Matariki Jun 2012 #9
I will be taking nothing but... FSogol Jun 2012 #53
and travel money and many experiences geardaddy Jun 2012 #58
LOL FSogol Jun 2012 #59
lol Matariki Jun 2012 #73
Oh gosh. Kurovski Jun 2012 #109
I chose the Zimmerman one, drm604 Jun 2012 #10
#2 - if it was covered by a helmet... xchrom Jun 2012 #11
So, I googled "Head Swine David Allen" and all I got back was this thread. Matariki Jun 2012 #12
The George Zimmerman one... Aerows Jun 2012 #13
That's some Sarah Palin-quality word salad right there. Lucy Goosey Jun 2012 #21
Say that again...this time in English instead of low information voter. Auntie Bush Jun 2012 #35
That thing that I quoted in an internet meme Aerows Jun 2012 #83
Let's honor this person by Google-translating his wisdome into even more languages! JHB Jun 2012 #113
LMFAO! Aerows Jun 2012 #114
I am stymied! annabanana Jun 2012 #14
So many gems, so hard to decide. Matariki Jun 2012 #15
Erect penis helmet post? Chan790 Jun 2012 #18
Hey, Skinner will do anything to liven up H&W. gkhouston Jun 2012 #27
This was a really tough choice. Wait Wut Jun 2012 #19
looks like iverglas has been busy! opiate69 Jun 2012 #20
Thanks, EarlG! I think.... Maeve Jun 2012 #22
Tough choice for voting ... surrealAmerican Jun 2012 #23
DU t shirts? irisblue Jun 2012 #25
you can get anything you want.. at Alice's Restaurant... Viva_La_Revolution Jun 2012 #99
lol florida08 Jun 2012 #24
head swine irisblue Jun 2012 #26
I had to go with "Head Swine David Allen " sufrommich Jun 2012 #28
It also got high marks for creativity. GoCubsGo Jun 2012 #47
Me, too. nt msanthrope Jun 2012 #48
It was a hard choice between #1 who thinks he has the right to post whatever swill he wants at a.. freshwest Jun 2012 #29
Fifth Amendment rights... Jamastiene Jun 2012 #30
More please! Shadowflash Jun 2012 #31
It's obvious why they don't...They're morans. Auntie Bush Jun 2012 #38
David Allen yesphan Jun 2012 #32
No, that's Daevid Allen. (nt) harmonicon Jun 2012 #68
Whew, thanks. yesphan Jun 2012 #70
... or is it?!?! harmonicon Jun 2012 #71
I voted "YEAH, UM, NOT REALLY," but I really hope that person's first language is not English. ZombieHorde Jun 2012 #33
Therefore, immediately and totally cease and desist all violations of my human and civil rights tandot Jun 2012 #34
These were all good. mlevans Jun 2012 #36
That really took ironic quotation to the next level. n/t MadrasT Jun 2012 #111
I had to go with the violation of human rights, proof that you can be an idiot and ... Scuba Jun 2012 #37
I love hatemail! Rain Mcloud Jun 2012 #39
I had to vote for Penis Helmet, LeftofObama Jun 2012 #40
Judge Penis Helmet? 47of74 Jun 2012 #79
Did MFM post the picture of Mr. Helmet Head? I must have missed that one. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #41
Had to vote for the helmet post Sancho Jun 2012 #42
Tell the guy who almost gave you $1,000 that you don't need his money, you have the Koch brothers. Jim Lane Jun 2012 #43
I would vote but I'm sure this poll is rigged. kudzu22 Jun 2012 #44
Haha where's the helmet photo? AtheistCrusader Jun 2012 #45
Here lillypaddle Jun 2012 #66
I had to vote for the Van Jones one just because I'm so curious about who Van Jones is? TygrBright Jun 2012 #46
Head Swine? Is that anything like Head Cheese? bluesbassman Jun 2012 #49
Oh, the Fifth Amendment guy Warpy Jun 2012 #50
LMFAO at that one peace frog Jun 2012 #51
Sounds like my former friend who dissed me about taking down his increasingly abrasive posts calimary Jun 2012 #57
I love this ... padruig Jun 2012 #52
Had to go with 'Head Swine David Allen' rox63 Jun 2012 #54
So many idiots, and only 1 vote Scalded Nun Jun 2012 #55
I had to vote for the "treated at sean and 911 call cut pot res found on him" person, Chorophyll Jun 2012 #60
This website's hate mail sucks! Such namby-pamby insults! tclambert Jun 2012 #62
We need helmet on the end of erect penis t-shirts. rug Jun 2012 #63
I'm goin' with the fifth amendment poster Permanut Jun 2012 #64
I laughed out loud, and am still laughing, at Robb Jun 2012 #65
I voted for option #1, and may I also add that you're violating my 2nd amendment rights... harmonicon Jun 2012 #67
I don't know about the Red State U. T-shirt guy ... eppur_se_muova Jun 2012 #72
I strongly suspect that the first amendment poster HeiressofBickworth Jun 2012 #74
I chose the commie two bit bastard, because such perseverence in an idea surely deserves a prize! LeftishBrit Jun 2012 #75
I think your general responce should be. Do you go to church? Historic NY Jun 2012 #76
I got nothin' but love for "nothin' but legal action" Bake Jun 2012 #77
I voted for the Zimmerman guy Spirochete Jun 2012 #78
I voted for all DUers "agenst" Zimmerman!!! pacalo Jun 2012 #80
Bob Boudlang approves. L0oniX Jun 2012 #84
I just had to vote for #1, he speaks with such authority, could hold office somewhere, crunch60 Jun 2012 #85
That was a harder decision than what flavor of ice cream to get at the 32 flavors place... Kalidurga Jun 2012 #86
was a tough choice between the first one and the last one for me ibegurpard Jun 2012 #87
I hate them all n/t Duer 157099 Jun 2012 #88
LOL Kurovski Jun 2012 #110
I demand to see the helmet penis picture! proud2BlibKansan Jun 2012 #89
I couldn't decide between totally cease and desist or treated at the sean... countryjake Jun 2012 #90
As one of the 'handful of cocksuckers' lovemydog Jun 2012 #91
I voted for bupkus Jun 2012 #93
Ah, Hate Mailbag, How I Love Thee! distantearlywarning Jun 2012 #94
#1 got my vote Amaril Jun 2012 #95
everybody loves a penis helmet. Warren Stupidity Jun 2012 #97
2nd to last, reminds me of a site I know of JNelson6563 Jun 2012 #100
Being new and all and liking trashy drama dinopipie Jun 2012 #102
Phew! I needed that.... magical thyme Jun 2012 #104
Van Jones you commie two bit bastard! Van Jones you commie two bit bastard!! Initech Jun 2012 #105
K & R !!! WillyT Jun 2012 #106
They're all so ... delightful REP Jun 2012 #107
Gee, this is swell! Kurovski Jun 2012 #108
I love hate mail. MadrasT Jun 2012 #112
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