Steve Kornacki: The human kidney stone

[thegoose]

10. Oh, God...those bullshit polls

He's his own little National Enquirer. And that poll is for shit. Look, if a poll shows that Dump is massively liked by the Repubs and loathed by the Dems, then clearly that poll claiming Dump is "more popular than the Democrats!" (insert eager sweaty panting here), is skewed toward Republicans.

And...again...haven't we established that these polls will be skewed toward Rs since the only people answering phones these days are older conservatives?

Hey, Stevie -- run a Facebook or Twitter poll and deliver those results. Dingleberry.

On a side note...did you see how fed up Tweety got with Dumpy last night? There's still hope.