So Youre a Trump Supporter!

[NanceGreggs]

Congratulations!

So your elderly mother - who lives three states away, and whose only nutritious meals, human contact, and a look-see to make sure she’s okay is via Meals-on-Wheels - is facing being cut-off from that program. If you voted for Trump, this is what you voted for! You must be thrilled!

So you finally got affordable healthcare coverage via Obamacare, and now you’re hearing that under TrumpScare, millions of people will lose their coverage – and you might be one of them! You must be ecstatic with your choice of pResident!

So you voted for the guy who was going to “drain the swamp” of elitist billionaires. Have you checked-out his Cabinet appointees lately? You must be jumping up and down with joy!

So you wanted a pResident who was going to bring jobs back to America. You must be so proud walking around in your MAGA hats and tees – the ones with the “Made in China” labels. Apparently no one can fool you!

So you live in Appalachia and the pResident you voted for wants to eliminate funding for programs supporting laid-off coal miners and others in your region. I guess there’s no end to the celebrations you must be having tonight!

So you voted for Trump because he’s honest and trustworthy. It’s nice to know that blind faith still exists among people who have witnessed Trump being caught in lie after lie, and still believe him!

So you chose a pResident who was capable of keeping you “safe”. No doubt you sleep well knowing that someone who goes ballistic over an SNL sketch has access to the nuclear codes. Well done!

If I were a Trump voter, I’d be on the phone to the White House on a daily basis, expressing how thankful I am for his incredible leadership. I would express my undying gratitude for his complete disdain for people who actually will die as a result of his policies. I would state how happy I am that he wants families to go without food while he costs the taxpayers millions of dollars every week protecting his wife and child at Trump Tower, and flying to Florida to play golf.

If I had contributed to putting Trump in office, I would be flooding the offices of every Republican now defending his lies, his idiocy, and his incompetence with emails and faxes, thanking them for standing-up for the man who has made himself the laughingstock of the world, and is reducing my country to the status of a Third World nation.

I’m sure that many of you are grateful that you sent money to the Trump campaign while you still had the financial wherewithal to do so – now that you’re facing losing your jobs, your savings, and might be bankrupted by medical bills when you lose your healthcare coverage.

But this is what you voted for. This is what you supported. You must be overjoyed that you got exactly what wanted!

So it’s time to grab that phone – while you can still afford one – and thank your pResident for everything he’s doing for you and your fellow citizens.

Just don’t call on a weekend, because he’ll be at Mar-a-Lago, stuffing his face on your dime while explaining how the country can’t afford to feed your elderly mother.