Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

General Discussion

tclambert

(11,187 posts)

36. He also failed at pouring water out of his shoe, even with instructions written on the sole.

Reply to Tactical Peek (Original post)

Tue Jul 4, 2017, 08:28 PM

Jul 2017

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

45 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

God Emperor cannot find large automobile parked in front of him with the door open. [View all] Tactical Peek Jul 2017 OP

OMG. boston bean Jul 2017 #1

If it had been pink and v-shaped he might have found it quicker Rollo Jul 2017 #2

Even after all this time calling him that is not funny sarah FAILIN Jul 2017 #3

YO! ASSWIPE! It's the big black vehicle right at the foot of the stairs! 11 Bravo Jul 2017 #4

Mini strokes or Alzheimer's appleannie1943 Jul 2017 #5

Remember all the sniffing??? Who is his dealer???? NotMyFuhrer Jul 2017 #30

I was thinking of this when I first saw this video NewJeffCT Jul 2017 #42

You've seen one limo, you've seen them all. Or something. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2017 #6

if it was a bus with an Access Hollywood logo and Billy Bush standing outside the door boston bean Jul 2017 #9

How is this even possible?!?!!??!!?!! AgadorSparticus Jul 2017 #7

Scary indeed malaise Jul 2017 #8

Whoa, he's really lost in the ozone there Warpy Jul 2017 #10

Your title is perfect. mountain grammy Jul 2017 #11

and this is the brain-dead.... chillfactor Jul 2017 #12

And a Very Important Meeting with Pootie, too! Buns_of_Fire Jul 2017 #22

WTF? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2017 #13

that's the guy holding the codes for our nuclear arsenal Takket Jul 2017 #14

If I had to guess . . . MousePlayingDaffodil Jul 2017 #15

Either we will be lucky and he will forget them or Doreen Jul 2017 #32

He's hopefully lost them by now IronLionZion Jul 2017 #38

Unpresidented behavior, to be sure. n/t Different Drummer Jul 2017 #16

I think you meant "Turd Emperor" ...he's coming down off a cocaine high, perhaps? malchickiwick Jul 2017 #17

Stop shaming blind, stupid, and/or insane people. Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #18

... Different Drummer Jul 2017 #19

You win the thread malaise Jul 2017 #20

If it was a beauty contest dressing room he would have found it. lpbk2713 Jul 2017 #21

He'd have found it quite easily, in fact. n/t Different Drummer Jul 2017 #23

I hope there's someone around to remind him to zip up his fly. nt Buns_of_Fire Jul 2017 #24

That's what the long ties are for Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #31

Another mystery solved! Buns_of_Fire Jul 2017 #33

No Wifey or son? They ditched him again? HipChick Jul 2017 #25

She came down the stairs just as he was marybourg Jul 2017 #35

I guess they don't want any more embarrassing "don't touch my hand, scum" moments muriel_volestrangler Jul 2017 #44

Sundowning maybe? irisblue Jul 2017 #26

perhaps... discntnt_irny_srcsm Jul 2017 #27

Confused about where he was supposed to go. elleng Jul 2017 #28

Where the hell was he going? gratuitous Jul 2017 #29

I'll tell him where to go. Doreen Jul 2017 #34

He also failed at pouring water out of his shoe, even with instructions written on the sole. tclambert Jul 2017 #36

He knew. He was just being an ass. KentuckyWoman Jul 2017 #37

Frankly, that's even worse. LisaM Jul 2017 #39

"Herr Hair Clips" Skittles Jul 2017 #40

note the message scrolling on the bottom grantcart Jul 2017 #41

he needs a gold TRUMP on the door. pansypoo53219 Jul 2017 #43

Oh Lordy me. cwydro Jul 2017 #45