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Keep it in a case and buy a new case every month for $5 if you are a hypochondriac Not Ruth Aug 2017 #1
Clean my case containing my phone at least once a day. democratisphere Aug 2017 #2
the orange menace tweets on the toilet. Javaman Aug 2017 #3
But at least he refuses to share phones with anyone. Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2017 #19
got to be thankful for small blessings LOL nt Javaman Aug 2017 #20
Stick them all on Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B FLPanhandle Aug 2017 #4
It's truly a shame that Douglas Adams is gone. neeksgeek Aug 2017 #5
We had those 30 years ago muriel_volestrangler Aug 2017 #6
This is why I use a toilet seat for all of my telephony needs Orrex Aug 2017 #7
I wipe the receiver with my ass to clean it Major Nikon Aug 2017 #8
To clean your ass, or the receiver? Orrex Aug 2017 #9
If your phone rings while releasing the kracken, do you answer it? Major Nikon Aug 2017 #10
I answer and immediately announce what I'm doing Orrex Aug 2017 #11
You'd be surprised at how well it works in business situations Major Nikon Aug 2017 #14
They have an app for that now? Flaleftist Aug 2017 #12
Yes Major Nikon Aug 2017 #13
That's it. Now my app collection is complete. Flaleftist Aug 2017 #15
I'm convinced. I will no longer lick my screen to clean it. progressoid Aug 2017 #16
My rule number one is "don't piss on your cell phone." Binkie The Clown Aug 2017 #17
There used to be phone cleaning services years ago. Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2017 #18
I'd like to take this opportunity to opine that that's different dirt. (n/t) Iggo Aug 2017 #21
That same article ran in 2006 oberliner Aug 2017 #22
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