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sagesnow

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2. Once again wondering

Reply to scheming daemons (Original post)

Tue Aug 29, 2017, 10:19 AM

Aug 2017

How High can stilettos be before one falls flat forward on one's face??

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Hurricane Barbie in stiletto heels.... [View all] scheming daemons Aug 2017 OP

K&R JimGinPA Aug 2017 #1

Once again wondering sagesnow Aug 2017 #2

Forget Texas. How does she board AF-1? no_hypocrisy Aug 2017 #6

How can it not be painful... Cracklin Charlie Aug 2017 #56

stilts for the rising water Angry Dragon Aug 2017 #3

Yellow canine is worried that sagesnow Aug 2017 #5

I did read that Angry Dragon Aug 2017 #7

Ingenious idea! maddiemom Aug 2017 #22

Yeah, because it doesn't work all that well Warpy Aug 2017 #54

Duck shoes or boots are made for just such situations. maddiemom Aug 2017 #58

They were better for slushy snow, actually Warpy Aug 2017 #60

Funny looks? maddiemom Aug 2017 #68

Only horses in Boston had cops sitting on them, directing traffic Warpy Aug 2017 #69

That clears it up. Thanks. maddiemom Aug 2017 #74

Let's Give Melania Some Credit Here Vogon_Glory Aug 2017 #4

What Happens When She Gets To That Soaked Lawn? ProfessorGAC Aug 2017 #11

Laughing out loud in my cubicle! yardwork Aug 2017 #12

Snap Scarsdale Aug 2017 #30

DAM STUPID TRAMP. trueblue2007 Aug 2017 #73

LOL, that's funny. LisaM Aug 2017 #28

Pretty much gay texan Aug 2017 #31

It's called "Lawn Aeration". She's trying to be helpful! flibbitygiblets Aug 2017 #34

But she'll still be closer to the roiling waters of Houston's flooded streets and bayous than Bill Vogon_Glory Aug 2017 #51

OMG LOL!!!!!!! raven mad Aug 2017 #72

Gollum and the princess pangaia Aug 2017 #8

Fuck Me Pumps . . . . which is how she got her current job as the old man's fluffer. Stinky The Clown Aug 2017 #9

please, onethatcares Aug 2017 #64

Maybe she saw too many Sharknado movies? Baitball Blogger Aug 2017 #10

What a useless woman in a time of crisis Generic Other Aug 2017 #13

I hereby anoint her, "Melania, Let them Wear Stilettos Trump" hlthe2b Aug 2017 #14

And, her fake cowboy husband. GoCubsGo Aug 2017 #15

1 inch platforms with a two and half inch heel elehhhhna Aug 2017 #17

Trump standing in a puddle acting like a President--give me a break. L. Coyote Aug 2017 #49

republicans are special Achilleaze Aug 2017 #16

STOP EVERYTHING!!!!1!!!111!!!! Ztolkins Aug 2017 #18

Or as Geoffrey Zakarian of The Food Network would thunder, calimary Aug 2017 #25

And on the Three year Tanniversary!! Docreed2003 Aug 2017 #50

How do you say, "let them eat soggy cake", in five languages? LudwigPastorius Aug 2017 #19

She does not speak 5 languages. Scarsdale Aug 2017 #32

Sure she does! LudwigPastorius Aug 2017 #67

I was going to say those shoes are pointless, but... n/t SpankMe Aug 2017 #20

Everyone's looking at her ridiculous shoes C_U_L8R Aug 2017 #21

And some spanking new boots underpants Aug 2017 #57

If all you have to worry about today is Melania's heels, B2G Aug 2017 #23

obviously, you have never worn stupid shoes like this NJCher Aug 2017 #42

Yeah, but those sunglasses IronLionZion Aug 2017 #24

Those look like brand new boots he's got on. calimary Aug 2017 #29

Ever time I see him Scarsdale Aug 2017 #33

I think those eff-me shoes are in the Trump Women's Pre-Nup. Seriously. Hekate Aug 2017 #26

Who knew.. KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2017 #27

If I was married to trump CatMor Aug 2017 #36

For safety reasons, since he has admitted to having STDs in the past IronLionZion Aug 2017 #44

Revolting to all - man and beast! KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2017 #59

Good point CatMor Aug 2017 #61

Melania just showed up at the briefing in a white rain jacket and white sneakers. mnhtnbb Aug 2017 #35

Why didn't she wear that in the first place CatMor Aug 2017 #39

Fashion show is the only thing she knows how to do. Clueless. mnhtnbb Aug 2017 #41

The ignorance and arrogance is never- ending amuse bouche Aug 2017 #37

Even Vogue Magazine is down on this.... LisaM Aug 2017 #38

Vogue LOVED Michelle. Loved her. You can imagine how they respond to Melania. mnhtnbb Aug 2017 #40

She must have grown up really really poor Cryptoad Aug 2017 #43

This message was self-deleted by its author meow2u3 Aug 2017 #45

She probably heard that there are dozens of strip clubs in Houston and is looking for a job. George II Aug 2017 #46

Walking across that lawn is going to be a bitch. Raster Aug 2017 #47

Incoming hell pressbox69 Aug 2017 #48

So, he's outside where it is actually raining and windy, but... Atman Aug 2017 #52

2 Beatles are missing. Chipper Chat Aug 2017 #53

Thinking of Abby Road? Brilliant! n/t KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2017 #62

woohoo Chipper Chat Aug 2017 #63

Not fans of Thatcher either, I would guess. KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2017 #65

She did a fashion change before appearing with Trump at his sit down photo op. procon Aug 2017 #55

Brand new, pure white sneakers. kskiska Aug 2017 #70

We need to heel as a nation... Blue Owl Aug 2017 #66

Didn't think they would get caught. Demtexan Aug 2017 #71