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Buns_of_Fire

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24. He was on a super-secret mission to steal THE ORB for daddy-in-law.
Sun Nov 5, 2017, 04:07 AM
Nov 2017

Donald Dotard has been obsessed with THE ORB ever since he experienced its awesome power. "Grabbing THE ORB was even better than grabbing kittens," he was reported as saying. "I must have it."

So Secret Agent J was dispatched to return THE ORB to its rightful place in Daddy-in-Law's pants. Until he found out how Arab countries tend to handle thievery (hint: it has to do with hands and the potential removal thereof).

"Screw that," brave Agent J said, ratting out the plan to his Saudi hosts. "Can I have some money?"

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It's a safe bet he will not be going back. Sneederbunk Nov 2017 #1
What a troublemaker! greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #2
There is a connection. sheshe2 Nov 2017 #3
It's certainly suspicious. greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #6
Laurence Tribe seems to have a bead on it RandomAccess Nov 2017 #13
Thank you. Wow.Tribe, who doesn't overstate, is taking him down. Alice11111 Nov 2017 #20
But..But..He's the absolute peace maker.. HipChick Nov 2017 #4
We could assume he's behind it. Igel Nov 2017 #5
And the Lebanese PM resigns Nevernose Nov 2017 #7
Aramco Stock IPO. Google it Nevernose Nov 2017 #8
I saw that tidbit today. sheshe2 Nov 2017 #10
It's a good thing we've seen trumps financials Horse with no Name Nov 2017 #14
Probably desperate attempt to borrow $1 B. He has a balloon payment NCjack Nov 2017 #9
It was probably a big part of it. Alice11111 Nov 2017 #21
What did Kushner deliver? C_U_L8R Nov 2017 #11
He has already forgotten he went. Sneederbunk Nov 2017 #12
Maybe The Don sent him there to get whacked struggle4progress Nov 2017 #15
Everyone knows what he was doing there. Check the news. L. Coyote Nov 2017 #16
First they destabilize America; then they destabilize Saudi Arabia; democratisphere Nov 2017 #17
First thing I thought was: What was Jared doing there so recently? Hekate Nov 2017 #18
Are there any news articles about this? Kablooie Nov 2017 #19
Higher oil prices helps Russia, Saudi will reduce output uponit7771 Nov 2017 #22
You kknow it has to do with money and Trumps income world wide wally Nov 2017 #23
He was on a super-secret mission to steal THE ORB for daddy-in-law. Buns_of_Fire Nov 2017 #24
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