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6. Ooh. They do.

Fri Nov 10, 2017, 09:20 PM

Nov 2017

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Turtles do have balls. Big ugly dark things. My girlfriend owns an 80 - 100 yo turtle and one day they just showed up/popped out. She thought something was wrong with the turtle - intestinal or something - and tried to push them back in/under his shell. She tried multiple times. I wasn't present, thank gawd - just told the story after she found out what she had been trying to push back in. Lol.

McTurtles don't have any, though.

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Here's what Mitch McConnell should do [View all] Orangeutan Nov 2017 OP

They already know he's lying. Historic NY Nov 2017 #1

Yes, but it makes Moore look bad if he refuses to take the test Orangeutan Nov 2017 #2

He should but won't. BigmanPigman Nov 2017 #3

Really? MyOwnPeace Nov 2017 #4

Ooh. They do. Control-Z Nov 2017 #6

T M I !!!!!!!!!! MyOwnPeace Nov 2017 #9

At least we know what to do if something odd pops out of McTurtle's shell. Irish_Dem Nov 2017 #11

from the subject line, i was hoping for a much more inappropriate yet satisfying thread.... unblock Nov 2017 #5

If Moore wins the election, McTurtle is happy. No questions will be asked. Irish_Dem Nov 2017 #7

Moore should take a polygraph exam now. Sneederbunk Nov 2017 #8

Unfortunately, polygraphs are B.S. pseudoscience. Dave Starsky Nov 2017 #10