Panic grips Iceland after volcano hit by biggest earthquake tremors in 40 years

[Warpy]

14. Right, most of North America will be wiped out in weeks

and the rest of the planet will be in a deep freeze for years.

Still, barring that 600,000 year catastrophe (which is due NOW), the worst death tolls have been from stratovolcanoes that have gone silent and picturesque long enough for people to forget their stratovolcanoes. Mt. Rainier, I'm looking at you.