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LuvLoogie

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34. It is one of our own ships taking cover behind the comet.

Wed Jan 4, 2017, 07:29 PM

Jan 2017

The ship will hit all the major cities with nukes. Trump and Putin will claim they are from outer space, and the world will unite in fear and suspicion behind our newly fascist protectors against the evil aliens.

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NASA say massive 'comet or asteroid' is hurtling towards Earth NASA said that the object is not a th [View all] Judi Lynn Jan 2017 OP

Pray that it's a space craft coming at warp speed to rescue our planet japple Jan 2017 #1

Beat me to it!!! 2naSalit Jan 2017 #10

My fantasy is that on inorganination day, a YUUUGGGGEEE craft will land on japple Jan 2017 #13

That's similar to y coping mechanism... 2naSalit Jan 2017 #15

Revelations Thor_MN Jan 2017 #14

DUzy worthy! longship Jan 2017 #19

Have to admit that it isn't mine, but it is too good not to be repeated. Thor_MN Jan 2017 #25

Any good DUzy worthy post is worth stealing, my friend. longship Jan 2017 #28

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BumRushDaShow Jan 2017 #24

BEST POST EVER ON DU!!! Thank you for Pathwalker Jan 2017 #29

stealing this, lol sarah FAILIN Jan 2017 #30

Love that. CrispyQ Jan 2017 #35

gonna steal this! annabanana Jan 2017 #61

We'd probably just nuke them in orbit War Horse Jan 2017 #18

... Buckeye_Democrat Jan 2017 #23

I was just going to post this trailer for a movie that predicted this! csziggy Jan 2017 #39

One of my favorite B movies. randome Jan 2017 #47

It doesn't get shown often on US TV because of the full frontal nudity csziggy Jan 2017 #48

There is an original cable version and a 'full' version. randome Jan 2017 #49

Lol, the terror has just begun Jeroen Jan 2017 #60

Trump gone airborne???? Vinca Jan 2017 #2

I was going to say we should name it Trump2017 ffr Jan 2017 #7

+1 2naSalit Jan 2017 #11

Thanks Trump treestar Jan 2017 #3

I have the coordinates! mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2017 #4

Not OUR house! 2naSalit Jan 2017 #16

Like this NYC event at a particular tower? BumRushDaShow Jan 2017 #26

Now there's a thought.... 2naSalit Jan 2017 #27

D.C. might face similar BumRushDaShow Jan 2017 #33

LOL!!! 2naSalit Jan 2017 #43

Come on now, New York doesn't deserve this. Not again. bettyellen Jan 2017 #50

Is it covered with orange hair and sprouting tiny digits? TheCowsCameHome Jan 2017 #5

Effing science-denying Republicans rurallib Jan 2017 #6

Actually they are all probbaly slapping themselves on the back Vilis Veritas Jan 2017 #21

"hurtling towards Earth" though not actually hurtling towards Earth cbdo2007 Jan 2017 #8

Trump would ignore it... Historic NY Jan 2017 #9

NASA better make some quick calls to these guys... FailureToCommunicate Jan 2017 #12

Alternate headline: NASA says massive UFO hurtling towards earth Renew Deal Jan 2017 #17

The only threat to our foreseeable future elmac Jan 2017 #20

I'd almost welcome this.... MissMillie Jan 2017 #22

"It's time to embrace the horror!" longship Jan 2017 #31

Seems as though they should have seen it a little earlier? nt 7962 Jan 2017 #32

It is one of our own ships taking cover behind the comet. LuvLoogie Jan 2017 #34

Giant Meteor 2016 is running a bit late. roamer65 Jan 2017 #36

Eh, you beat me to it. IIRC, 16% of us voted for the giant meteor . . . Nay Jan 2017 #42

"2016 WF9 will approach Earth's orbit at a distance of nearly 32 million miles" muriel_volestrangler Jan 2017 #37

I sure hope there isnt anything that suddenly changes its course lancelyons Jan 2017 #38

Here is the theme music for that arrival! csziggy Jan 2017 #40

No worries.... paleotn Jan 2017 #41

Did Agent K forget to leave a tip? Initech Jan 2017 #44

Maybe Trump will call Bruce Willis and Ben Afleck, cause Trump knows Armageddon experts. sarcasmo Jan 2017 #45

Anyone see the 2011 movie Melancholia? randome Jan 2017 #46

Nice title cutoff ;) Blue Shoes Jan 2017 #51

Foreseeable Future is 1 Hour From Now democratisphere Jan 2017 #52

Im prepared MFM008 Jan 2017 #53

I have a gift for the aliens C_U_L8R Jan 2017 #54

As in tennis? I don't get it. Trump doesn't play tennis, does he? randome Jan 2017 #56

It's a Twilight Zone reference.... C_U_L8R Jan 2017 #58

I was kidding. Maybe when the aliens arrive, we can offer THEM a cookbook. randome Jan 2017 #59

he would GAG a maggot. MFM008 Jan 2017 #57

You'll understand if I wait for a citation other than the "Coventry Telegraph" or "Daily Mirror"... brooklynite Jan 2017 #55