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magicarpet

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63. If a threat came near tr-dump....

Mon Feb 26, 2018, 01:09 PM

Feb 2018

.... tears would be pouring from his eyes and snots from his nose and he would have his head buried deep into the fake silicone breasts of his wife, I mean Ivanka his daughter. Wailing and crying to immediately be brought to a safe place where he could cuddle up with his teddy bear and soft blankie.

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Trump: I would have run into school during shooting even without a gun [View all] DonViejo Feb 2018 OP

Sheriff Bone spurs HAD his chance in Viet Nam................. Bengus81 Feb 2018 #1

The spurs sheriffs wore were on their boots, not draft dodger spurs. olegramps Feb 2018 #16

God I wish he had run in there. lagomorph777 Feb 2018 #41

You win MFM008 Feb 2018 #71

You dont just win today, you win for a week Eliot Rosewater Feb 2018 #78

Armed with thunder, with lightning shooting out of his...whatever. mahina Feb 2018 #89

He is the opposite of what Teddy Roosevelt said... yurbud Feb 2018 #47

I'm sure the bone spurs would hold him back. n/t yellerpup Feb 2018 #2

Mr. big nuts, uh? DemKittyNC Feb 2018 #3

Yeah... TlalocW Feb 2018 #4

No you wouldn't you ego-driven, selfish, traitor to your own country. C Moon Feb 2018 #5

Shows how stoopid he really is. n/t IllinoisBirdWatcher Feb 2018 #6

Please let us know when you are posting headlines from the Onion. Botany Feb 2018 #7

Were all of these governors Republican? Mrs. Overall Feb 2018 #8

With his bone spurs and all?! Faux pas Feb 2018 #9

OMG, what an idiot. n/t MichMary Feb 2018 #10

Like this? Look at the coward's frightened face in the first one! George II Feb 2018 #11

Bwahahaha sheshe2 Feb 2018 #37

Cowardice really does look all bravado when tRump does it. ffr Feb 2018 #56

I still say those were just put up BS to make Trumps platform look under attack.... Bengus81 Feb 2018 #75

Huge chickenshit. Why is there a single person still supporting him? Eliot Rosewater Feb 2018 #79

And in contrast... blogslut Feb 2018 #84

he "believes" it - he believes lots of fantasies rurallib Feb 2018 #12

How does one "run" in a golf cart? n/t theaocp Feb 2018 #13

I doubt he'd do that even if he was armed AND his own son was in the school. n/t Chemisse Feb 2018 #14

He'd make Melodrama run in instead. greatauntoftriplets Feb 2018 #67

The jerk who won't even sacrifice an umbrella for his own child... JaneQPublic Feb 2018 #15

Hahahahaha thanks, I needed a good laugh. Canoe52 Feb 2018 #17

Another LIE. I recall on at one of his rally there were some threat of some kind while he was on iluvtennis Feb 2018 #18

Does ANYBODY believe this for one second? world wide wally Feb 2018 #19

If a threat came near tr-dump.... magicarpet Feb 2018 #63

With his 5 deferrments, Trump avoided the LINE of FIRE in the Military!! riversedge Feb 2018 #20

Run and and thrown paper towels to the bleeding students n/t HopeAgain Feb 2018 #21

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Kali Feb 2018 #22

Give yourself a Medal of Honor already dalton99a Feb 2018 #23

and a purple heart. In for a penny, in for a pound. demigoddess Feb 2018 #48

"Don't worry about the NRA, Trump told the governors. They're on our side. Delusional Trump riversedge Feb 2018 #24

Really asshole..................your a fucking chicken.................balk, balk, balk turbinetree Feb 2018 #25

He has the chance now to save the next victims of a mass shooting. Whats he doing ? Mr. Sparkle Feb 2018 #26

LOL logosoco Feb 2018 #27

You just cant make this shit up UpInArms Feb 2018 #28

Trump campaigns/raises money against NRA extremism keithbvadu2 Feb 2018 #29

mr hero planted on his lazyboy and tweeting out his bravery. Javaman Feb 2018 #30

Dude, he thinks he's Rambo again. Initech Feb 2018 #31

The only thing that would make him run ANYWHERE is this BumRushDaShow Feb 2018 #32

I think he has confused himself with a John Wayne movie dhol82 Feb 2018 #33

The only running he would have done is in his pants. kairos12 Feb 2018 #34

delusional sense of grandeur. nt Javaman Feb 2018 #35

thought for sure this was a joke Motley13 Feb 2018 #36

trump doesn't have enough guts to deal with his own bald head. Paladin Feb 2018 #38

Mental illness on display. Cracklin Charlie Feb 2018 #39

Holy shit, he just said it again on CNN Motley13 Feb 2018 #40

Well, it's a shame he wasn't there because going in unarmed would be suicide. Vinca Feb 2018 #42

President Bone Spurs? TomCADem Feb 2018 #43

He needs a golf cart to get anywhere. Kaleva Feb 2018 #44

When's the last time Trump ran anywhere? HuskyOffset Feb 2018 #45

The room maybe, yes. Decent human beings protect children. AtheistCrusader Feb 2018 #46

This may be... jimmil Feb 2018 #49

lololololololol Solly Mack Feb 2018 #50

If he wants to waddle in and take a few bullets for the next batch of kids... Mad_Mongol Feb 2018 #51

I don't know whether the title of this post or this other recent one is funnier: Danascot Feb 2018 #52

Right...my brother wouldn't hesitate to do it, but he also served 30 years in the Navy. redstatebluegirl Feb 2018 #53

Why didn't Cadet Bonespurs run into VIETNAM? SunSeeker Feb 2018 #54

Hell, he's even afraid of ole Bernie nmgaucho Feb 2018 #55

And I have a bridge in NYC that I'll sell you. sinkingfeeling Feb 2018 #57

He's a liar snowybirdie Feb 2018 #58

First of all, fatass, you can't even run. louis-t Feb 2018 #59

He would have gone to Vietnam too Upstate One Feb 2018 #60

Woof-woof! I'm bigger than any school shooter. Just watch how it's done. ffr Feb 2018 #61

Hacksaw Ridge is on HBO for those interested in seeing how it's done IronLionZion Feb 2018 #62

The arrogance is breathtaking. Jedi Guy Feb 2018 #64

The Orange Clown is Monday Night Quarterbacking djacq Feb 2018 #65

He's my hero packman Feb 2018 #66

Oh, like hell he would have. 3catwoman3 Feb 2018 #68

I doubt most of his hardist core supporters will appreciate that comment Tom Rinaldo Feb 2018 #69

Says the man who opted out of Viet Nam. pazzyanne Feb 2018 #70

Finally, the capper on all his lies and narcissism. Didn't think it could be done, but here we are. Shaddox Feb 2018 #72

he might have run into the girls locker room, it hopes of catching a glimpse of a naked teenager. olddad56 Feb 2018 #73

Here's the courage Trump displays in the face of danger. He rushes towards the shooter to Nitram Feb 2018 #74

NUTS* *(quote from actual American patriot - look it up for extra points...) bringthePaine Feb 2018 #76

Fat on McDonald's burgers, old, and "bone spurs" - you bet! Mountain Mule Feb 2018 #77

Absolute bullshit, Mr. Bonespurs. Oneironaut Feb 2018 #80

The only time he runs anywhere... wysimdnwyg Feb 2018 #81

The Biggest Lie he has ever told so far..... Pachamama Feb 2018 #82

the entire room should have either.... dhill926 Feb 2018 #83

The Time Donald Trump Turned Away in Disgust While a Man Was Bleeding to Death in Front of Him mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2018 #85

If someone Delphinus Feb 2018 #86

DISGRACE orangecrush Feb 2018 #87

Seriously? (eom) StevieM Feb 2018 #88

I am looking forward to expressing my admiration for Hortensis Feb 2018 #90

Now there's an idea I can get behind. milestogo Feb 2018 #91

Cadet bone spurs who flinched in total fear recently truthisfreedom Feb 2018 #92

Right. krispos42 Feb 2018 #93

If that's what we gotta do to get rid of him... jmowreader Feb 2018 #94

He had his chance: Rhiannon12866 Feb 2018 #95

I would have -run-(ridden a golf cart) into school during shooting meadowlander Feb 2018 #96

"I would have run into the school" raven mad Feb 2018 #97