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RobinA

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123. When I Read This

Fri Jul 6, 2018, 11:20 AM

Jul 2018

I kept wondering why in the world he would be breaking Elton John records. I broke an Eddie Money record once in college. Dropped it right out of my hands and the edge of the record hit the edge of a table. Looked like someone took a bite out of it. No more Two Tickets to Paradise. I had a picture of Donnie flinging copies of Honky Chateau around the room. Why? Then I realized he meant concert attendance. What on Earth made him pick Elton John out of the crowd? It appears Rod Stewart has the all-time attendance record.

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Trump Goes on Nonsensical Rant About Elton John, Organs and 'the Brain' [View all] highplainsdem Jul 2018 OP

good gawd... hlthe2b Jul 2018 #1

Maybe we can get a humorous Tweet from Elton John exboyfil Jul 2018 #2

I sure hope so MustLoveBeagles Jul 2018 #33

Actually, we sort of did, but it was November 1971 Haggis for Breakfast Jul 2018 #44

Trump has no organ. forgotmylogin Jul 2018 #71

he has one, a tiny little one, he has no brain though. olddad56 Jul 2018 #99

A tiny organ that he plays with his tiny hands. GoneOffShore Jul 2018 #108

"Tiny Hands, yeah"? (nt) muriel_volestrangler Jul 2018 #106

Wait. What? sheshe2 Jul 2018 #3

The brain is also an organ jayschool2013 Jul 2018 #12

Check with subject matter expert Little Marco. keithbvadu2 Jul 2018 #16

I always knew he never had a brain. sheshe2 Jul 2018 #18

It has been confirmed. He has no organ. SunSeeker Jul 2018 #17

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheshe2 Jul 2018 #23

And yet, the dick... 3catwoman3 Jul 2018 #68

Look At Lil Trumpy Butt Plug At His Feet... Grassy Knoll Jul 2018 #24

LOL I never noticed that! SunSeeker Jul 2018 #28

I saw that on Castro street. kimbutgar Jul 2018 #41

"Yes--it's true: this man has no d&ick." lastlib Jul 2018 #73

LOL A classic. nt SunSeeker Jul 2018 #93

...... trusty elf Jul 2018 #109

Fantastic! lastlib Jul 2018 #112

He has a coat button. nt Ilsa Jul 2018 #130

confirms Stormy Daniels' story ....................... rurallib Jul 2018 #30

It sure does! sheshe2 Jul 2018 #37

Why would Mr. Dennison need an organ? mwooldri Jul 2018 #88

I guess he could do it with his feet, however... sheshe2 Jul 2018 #91

That is one of my all time favorite murielm99 Jul 2018 #97

Yup. sheshe2 Jul 2018 #98

Reads like he is fracturing elfin Jul 2018 #4

Putin is laughing, and laughing, and laughing... lagomorph777 Jul 2018 #121

WHAT KIND OF #@$!&*$ RANT IS THIS???!!! SummerSnow Jul 2018 #5

He's insecure about his speech-making abilities. Drive wedges into that crack. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2018 #6

He's not insecure about one damn thing, KatyaR Jul 2018 #47

He is, but he's projecting a front. Just like bullies crumble under attack, his esteem fragile Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2018 #49

He oozes fragile esteem..He's also thinned skinned. He's aware SammyWinstonJack Jul 2018 #78

Wow Roy Rolling Jul 2018 #7

This is not the rant of a sane man...but we knew that Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #8

That Elton John ramble is full of senile cognitive decline & insecurities. Apply the 25th Amendment! Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2018 #9

What the actual fuck? dewsgirl Jul 2018 #10

My words exactly flibbitygiblets Jul 2018 #59

Nuts. C_U_L8R Jul 2018 #11

"... the brain...The brain ... the brain. The brain..." nt Mc Mike Jul 2018 #13

Oh good lord. And I though W was a bad speaker. Now he looks like a damn poet. nt 7962 Jul 2018 #14

Let's Not Get Crazy RobinA Jul 2018 #122

He handed a lot of sound bites to audio specialists. rickford66 Jul 2018 #15

My guess is coke, or speed.... SergeStorms Jul 2018 #43

When you are mentally ill, you don't need drugs to sound like that. ginnyinWI Jul 2018 #56

Dr Freaky was giving him tenuate in the past. He could be popping heavier speed by now lunasun Jul 2018 #63

Some have noted it as sundowning. keithbvadu2 Jul 2018 #19

Thanks for exposing me to a new term... yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #77

I learned that term the same way. I had to look it up when someone used it. keithbvadu2 Jul 2018 #81

Yes it is.... yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #85

Rallies healthnut7 Jul 2018 #20

People are bused in from the surrounding area.... SergeStorms Jul 2018 #38

Syphilis Grassy Knoll Jul 2018 #21

He's sundowning . . . hatrack Jul 2018 #22

This! Zoonart Jul 2018 #40

I guess we can call this speech 'Little Dickie and the Brain' n/t icymist Jul 2018 #25

His mouth and brain sound like they're attached to a bottle of cheap booze. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2018 #26

Yes except that he doesn't drink FakeNoose Jul 2018 #82

"I have broken more Elton John records . . . " hatrack Jul 2018 #27

This message was self-deleted by its author Grassy Knoll Jul 2018 #32

When I Read This RobinA Jul 2018 #123

My first thought, as well. maddiemom Jul 2018 #136

Please tell me this is satire and not the man who will meet one on one with Putin Freethinker65 Jul 2018 #29

Wow MustLoveBeagles Jul 2018 #31

Ok, I just listened to The Brain - it's full of shit dalton99a Jul 2018 #34

Good grief, he is friggin nuts. Absolutely bat-shit crazy. LuckyLib Jul 2018 #35

Speaking faster than normal RandomAccess Jul 2018 #36

I read this to my husband and he did not believe me until he saw the video kimbutgar Jul 2018 #39

Is the video posted here? eom Control-Z Jul 2018 #65

I tried to post it.. maybe its on Youtube... yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #79

Thanks for trying! And for posting the one you did. Control-Z Jul 2018 #86

I tried to watch the entire thing...his arrogance yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #89

Clip version: Snellius Jul 2018 #113

I love how he says, "and by the way, I call it the DEMOCRAT PARTY"... yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #117

Repubs have been using "Democrat" Party for 20 years. Like he just invented it. Snellius Jul 2018 #119

They are so ignorant , yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #120

So now he's claiming that he came up with using the noun, Democrat,...as an adjective, maddiemom Jul 2018 #137

I watched the first few minutes of it and got sick... IthinkThereforeIAM Jul 2018 #42

Goodbye Yellow Haired Toad peekaloo Jul 2018 #45

OMG! RobinA Jul 2018 #124

HA! maddiemom Jul 2018 #138

Maggots are eating his brain. onecaliberal Jul 2018 #46

Putin didn't send s script. kairos12 Jul 2018 #48

Crazier Each Day colsohlibgal Jul 2018 #50

They love him because he's just like them. ginnyinWI Jul 2018 #62

I keep wondering ----40% of HOW MANY? Makes a difference. Doitnow Jul 2018 #96

I watched the video. The crowd cheers bravado, silent re: policy JDC Jul 2018 #51

it seriously reminds me of recordings of l ron hubbard arithia Jul 2018 #52

I can only respond in a way they did on the late, great Fucked Company: Efilroft Sul Jul 2018 #53

What the Christ? LudwigPastorius Jul 2018 #54

I wonder how many are repeat rally goers meadowlark5 Jul 2018 #55

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln, G_j Jul 2018 #57

And we pay out good tax dollars for these therapy sessions. KY_EnviroGuy Jul 2018 #58

"They never say I'm a great speaker," lunasun Jul 2018 #60

Insane in the membrane... flibbitygiblets Jul 2018 #61

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your President. n/t Dave Starsky Jul 2018 #64

The Back Story: Elton John refused to perform at Trump's Inauguration after Trump said he would. no_hypocrisy Jul 2018 #66

"won't pay royalties" keithbvadu2 Jul 2018 #83

What records is Gump talking about though? John Fante Jul 2018 #92

I am waiting for the day DONALD comes out on the podium and rips his clothes off..... yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #67

You just ruined my weekend with that Alex Jones-type imagery. LanternWaste Jul 2018 #128

how about...this! yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #129

WTH? What brought that on? What happened that made him regret not knowing how to play Honeycombe8 Jul 2018 #69

i can't watch him anymore barbtries Jul 2018 #70

More cowbell, man world wide wally Jul 2018 #72

Dumber than a sack of piano hammers Blue Owl Jul 2018 #74

The brain...attached to the mouth mokawanis Jul 2018 #75

Holy shit! WTF. SammyWinstonJack Jul 2018 #76

OMG he broke Elton John's records? Az_lefty Jul 2018 #80

Welp, he already paid for them and Elton's music is too good for his evil old ass anyway. Afromania Jul 2018 #105

I don't know what drugs he's on... tonekat Jul 2018 #84

OMFG Trump has Snarkoleptic Jul 2018 #87

All those chemicals in his hair coloring and his spray tanning are disintegrating Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #90

It's the Alzheimer Napolion Jul 2018 #94

I am glad I could finally read some of it wasupaloopa Jul 2018 #95

25th Amendment? moondust Jul 2018 #100

He Is a Couple More Coke Snorts From a Straight Jacket! DoctorJoJo Jul 2018 #101

Haven't witnessed this extreme of crack-up-headedness since the debates Snellius Jul 2018 #133

Did it ever occur to him that people come .. because it's a damn freak show? YOHABLO Jul 2018 #102

This man needs the butterfly net crew to come get him. This is insane. Afromania Jul 2018 #103

Makes Captain Queeg look like a pillar of mental stability. John Fante Jul 2018 #104

More evidence that he's suffering from dementia, area51 Jul 2018 #107

nt just Canoe52 Jul 2018 #110

Stupid trump Doesn't Know that Elton John supports Hillary! Cha Jul 2018 #111

"Elton...has an organ" "No organ" "This is the only instrument: the mouth" Snellius Jul 2018 #114

Queue Ray Bolger: malthaussen Jul 2018 #115

Sarah Palin understands him, at least. -nt CrispyQ Jul 2018 #116

my feeling on the interpretation Sentath Jul 2018 #118

Breaking records with his mouth aka-chmeee Jul 2018 #125

Crazy insane, got no brain C_U_L8R Jul 2018 #126

He's barking mad. When the hell is somebody going to haul him off in a smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #127

word salad Lifelong Protester Jul 2018 #131

I am frequently amazed that anyone wants to listen to his shit. Ilsa Jul 2018 #132

The only thing missing is the Napoleon Hat amb123 Jul 2018 #134

He is a lunatic, without a doubt. warmfeet Jul 2018 #135