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In reply to the discussion: Trump Envisions $2 Billion Presidential Library [View all]jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Trump put out three bids for his library.
A construction company from the United States bid $2 billion. "We will construct a structure the size of the American Airlines Cargo Terminal at JFK Airport. In it we will display your fleet of aircraft, larger-than-life statues of your family, and huge banners suspended from the ceiling depicting all your presidency's achievements and triumphs."
A construction company from Saudi Arabia bid $4 billion. "The structure will be the size of Boeing's 747 Assembly Hall in Everett, Washington. It will include not only your own planes and cars but also the Air Force One aircraft you left Washington on. We will include a gift shop the size of an average Walmart store, an indoor golf course, a hotel and a casino. There will be gold toilets. The restaurant will serve nothing but Trump Steaks, and the lounge will serve Trump Wines and Trump Vodka with Trump Water as our preferred mixer."
A construction company from Russia bid $10 billion. "You keep $5 billion, I'll take $3 billion, and we'll hire the American guy with whatever's left."