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100. Cotton Candy grapes are particularly lethal

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Wed Apr 27, 2022, 09:30 PM

Apr 2022

worse than Moon Drop grapes

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Donald Trump worried 'dangerous' fruits could be thrown at him by protesters, a new deposition revea [View all] AZLD4Candidate Apr 2022 OP

I favor pineapples, myself. They look like they could do damage. CTyankee Apr 2022 #1

I would not throw a pineapple at Trump. Now shoving it in a certain area top end is what cstanleytech Apr 2022 #17

Reminds me of something... canuckledragger Apr 2022 #31

Well, it would certainly be fitting for Trump to have to go through that for cstanleytech Apr 2022 #41

Defense from Fresh Fruit Roy Rolling Apr 2022 #111

Ouch! I like it. Maybe Stormy could insert with prejudice?? Evolve Dammit Apr 2022 #80

Instead Of A Dominatrix Outfit, Stormy Could Dress Like Carmen Miranda nt smb Apr 2022 #116

I'd pay to see that! Evolve Dammit Apr 2022 #117

I would choose the cluster munitions his BFF Putin is using on the Ukrainians... Kittycatkat Apr 2022 #25

Cluster Munitions? You Mean Somebody Threw A Bunch Of Grapes At Trumpelthinskin? nt smb Apr 2022 #124

I'm more of a coconut person myself. catbyte Apr 2022 #27

Pineapple is military slang for hand grenade LittleWoman Apr 2022 #115

Maybe if he wasn't such a shitty president Turbineguy Apr 2022 #2

How about a canteloupe? world wide wally Apr 2022 #3

Lemons? speak easy Apr 2022 #9

A 20 lb watermelon? world wide wally Apr 2022 #32

Gallagher style! Evolve Dammit Apr 2022 #81

Ace rock-thrower here. The Unmitigated Gall Apr 2022 #4

I can see the headline now: "Pulped to Death By a Deadly Banana." Vinca Apr 2022 #5

Slightly better than being shelled to death by a rogue elephant. AngryOldDem Apr 2022 #119

LOL, that's why he doesn't eat fruit or vegetables. tanyev Apr 2022 #6

The Way He's Carrying On, You'd Think Somebody Tried To Make Him EAT Some Fruit! nt smb Apr 2022 #123

What a snowflake this man is!!!! secondwind Apr 2022 #7

He is a real milktoast coward. Always was. All loud mouthed spewage to try to compensate. Evolve Dammit Apr 2022 #83

Reminds me of an old Monty python sketch where John Cleese Ray Bruns Apr 2022 #8

Love John Cleese Retired Engineer Bob Apr 2022 #19

I've heard of Death by Chocolate, but never death by banana. AZLD4Candidate Apr 2022 #106

Trump was also afraid of cans of soup... targetpractice Apr 2022 #10

I liked that a lot. They_Live Apr 2022 #21

Janey Godley is awesome (sensitive content)... targetpractice Apr 2022 #50

Priceless. Love that woman Evolve Dammit Apr 2022 #84

Ty, that was great. LMAO!!! XacerbatedDem Apr 2022 #44

Thank you for that bizarre memory. niyad Apr 2022 #68

Coconuts VGNonly Apr 2022 #11

Pineapples? Have you seen the price of pineapples lately? mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2022 #12

Now "on sale" 2 for $6 -- used to be $5 ... 20% increase... fierywoman Apr 2022 #78

Well, considering TFG is nuttier than a fruitcake. . . DinahMoeHum Apr 2022 #13

"perplexing bananas"? Is he admitting bananas are smarter than he is? rurallib Apr 2022 #14

Marjorie Taylor Greene.... SergeStorms Apr 2022 #73

Maybe a watermelon oldsoftie Apr 2022 #15

International terrorist organization releases videos: mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2022 #16

cartoon wabbit causes mayhem. AllaN01Bear Apr 2022 #24

That's wonderful. Thank you. NT mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2022 #26

Adorable! colorado_ufo Apr 2022 #39

That would make Trump freeze with fear! world wide wally Apr 2022 #38

Carmen Miranda's Ghost... Whatthe_Firetruck Apr 2022 #108

Are plantains the perplexingly bananas? sarcasmo Apr 2022 #18

From the archives of the redoubtable Mrs. Doubtfire... icnorth Apr 2022 #20

tomatoes are good ones too also. AllaN01Bear Apr 2022 #22

The juicy, is by ones. wnylib Apr 2022 #70

i call dibs on the dragon fruit samnsara Apr 2022 #23

I thought we like to throw cans of soup? NullTuples Apr 2022 #28

we can only hope and dream Evolve Dammit Apr 2022 #85

It has to be something hard like coconuts or smelly like durian IronLionZion Apr 2022 #29

Durian would freaking hurt! TheBlackAdder Apr 2022 #96

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2022 #114

"Fruit of the chicken" Tetrachloride Apr 2022 #30

Does anyone know a local store that sell Durians? DFW Apr 2022 #33

Oh, that's the best thing I've read all day PatSeg Apr 2022 #34

A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2022 #35

Love it! Mickju Apr 2022 #49

Not a fruit, but I'm willing to try to... Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2022 #36

Oh yeah, and how about some of those choke apples? tavernier Apr 2022 #47

I've never seen them! Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2022 #51

They aren't apples so I'm not sure why they are called that tavernier Apr 2022 #55

Maybe Osage Oranges or hedge apples findeerror Apr 2022 #63

Ah! Thanks! Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2022 #71

Those might leave a mark! Evolve Dammit Apr 2022 #91

Bingo! tavernier Apr 2022 #122

This is the "big tough guy" who, in reality, is a snowflake. Dangerous fruit? This is the GQP hero? usaf-vet Apr 2022 #37

Maybe a jackfruit? colorado_ufo Apr 2022 #40

Jackfruit for the jackass? AZLD4Candidate Apr 2022 #43

Reminds me of a song we used to sing at scout camp... Shipwack Apr 2022 #42

I've seen that movie. He should be afraid. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2022 #45

Hey, I've got just the perfect fruit for the job Cronezilla Apr 2022 #46

I swear I had to check first to see if this was from the Onion. llmart Apr 2022 #48

Sure. Go ahead and laugh. You won't be laughing when Antifa rolls out one of these. mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2022 #52

Thank you. I see those at our annual fruitcake toss. niyad Apr 2022 #102

He's afraid of Vitamins & Nutrients getting into his body? PA_jen Apr 2022 #53

And Watermelons. gibraltar72 Apr 2022 #54

Unripened large avocados? marmar Apr 2022 #56

Perhaps he meant Jeff Sessions or Lindsey Graham peppertree Apr 2022 #61

If someone threw lettuce... Harker Apr 2022 #57

I have to ask.... FarPoint Apr 2022 #58

As craven as he is paranoid peppertree Apr 2022 #59

He does know that was a 1950s Z-grade horror movie, right? Initech Apr 2022 #60

'78 peppertree Apr 2022 #62

In that movie, in the twirling helicopter scene bucolic_frolic Apr 2022 #67

Are Sharks considered fruit? chowder66 Apr 2022 #64

I've never thrown a shark. Harker Apr 2022 #79

: ) chowder66 Apr 2022 #97

Rotten eggs and tomatoes is the preference. LiberalFighter Apr 2022 #65

Don't we taxpayers pay for his Secret Service protection? PJMcK Apr 2022 #66

He needs to take this class: TygrBright Apr 2022 #69

I'd rapid fire tomatoes at that orange tub of goo. MontanaMama Apr 2022 #72

I had to look at the source--I thought it was Andy Borowitz! nt C Moon Apr 2022 #74

Eggs are not fruit! BlueJac Apr 2022 #75

Dangerous fruits? Warpy Apr 2022 #76

It's Antifa fruit!! IcyPeas Apr 2022 #77

I will donate my pineapple I have been nurturing.. asiliveandbreathe Apr 2022 #82

Fructophobia It is a real thing. Fear of fruit. twodogsbarking Apr 2022 #86

Fits with his preference for Burger King, McDonalds, KFC, et al. cliftoncooper Apr 2022 #87

He needs to be strapped to the wall YoshidaYui Apr 2022 #88

Just the thought of his flabby, obese, naked body made me go instantly sterile AZLD4Candidate Apr 2022 #105

ewwwwwww! I think that I will be skipping dinner tonight. niyad Apr 2022 #107

Freeze it first then throw. twodogsbarking Apr 2022 #89

A run-by fruiting (Mrs. Doubtfire) vsrazdem Apr 2022 #90

Seriously 3auld6phart Apr 2022 #92

How to defend against a person armed with a banana VMA131Marine Apr 2022 #93

Durian may smell bad DBoon Apr 2022 #94

I'd love to throw samplegirl Apr 2022 #95

Coconuts CJW Apr 2022 #98

Comic relief! Lulu KC Apr 2022 #99

Cotton Candy grapes are particularly lethal dalton99a Apr 2022 #100

A nice ripe durian Ouroborosnek Apr 2022 #101

FRUITCAKE!!! Everyone forgot FRUITCAKE! The post upthread about the niyad Apr 2022 #103

Fruitcake for the fruitcake! AZLD4Candidate Apr 2022 #104

He deserves feces and old shoes by the ton..... KY_EnviroGuy Apr 2022 #109

I laughed all the way through Rachel's description of this tonight Bayard Apr 2022 #110

Trump is 'exposing his weakness to the world' by announcing fear of hecklers throwing tomatoes: LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2022 #112

One could call it a run-by fruiting. sakabatou Apr 2022 #113

Paging Carmen Miranda.... AngryOldDem Apr 2022 #118

Beware those Frozen Flying ASPARAGUS SPEARS!! bucolic_frolic Apr 2022 #120

Killer grapes. sheilahi Apr 2022 #121

Trump says he feared being pelted with 'very dangerous' fruit at rallies LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2022 #125