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Ocelot II

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9. How far will he be able to waddle before his cankles swell up and he has to cut off the photo op?

Thu Aug 21, 2025, 01:01 PM

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And what kind of crime "patrol" fights crime when the whole area is surrounded by Secret Service agents as well as soldiers and cops? There won't be a criminal within a couple of miles; any crime that takes place in DC will happen somewhere else while all the cops and military personnel are busy enabling Trump's cosplaying a big brave soldier man.

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Trump: I'm Going Out on Patrol With National Guard [View all] Smilo Aug 2025 OP

He will not walk a foot bluestarone Aug 2025 #1

It might be a golf cart FakeNoose Aug 2025 #18

He can serve them three orders of French fries from a window. n/t forgotmylogin Aug 2025 #41

Good time to change the locks on The White House. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #2

Or remove manhole covers stollen Aug 2025 #33

Be careful about that foot though Prairie Gates Aug 2025 #3

Jesus take the wheel and drive him straight to hell. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #4

Is this is montanacowboy Aug 2025 #5

If only. FalloutShelter Aug 2025 #10

Local restaurants report uptick dweller Aug 2025 #6

Is this when he gets to shoot somebody? Rver Aug 2025 #7

He's bringing a flame thrower stollen Aug 2025 #36

or vice versa? slightlv Aug 2025 #42

Gee, I hope nothing bad happens to him. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #8

It would be a damned shame stage left Aug 2025 #20

How far will he be able to waddle before his cankles swell up and he has to cut off the photo op? Ocelot II Aug 2025 #9

Oh please put on a helmet and a uniform C_U_L8R Aug 2025 #11

A la Muammar Gaddafi? 3catwoman3 Aug 2025 #14

DonOld imitate a brownish Mooselimb? NEVAH!!! generalbetrayus Aug 2025 #15

Probably in this vehicle built for Iraq duty. Norrrm Aug 2025 #12

The safest place for him is under the vehicle IronLionZion Aug 2025 #16

And hope the photo has the same impact as the Dukakis tank pic. Ocelot II Aug 2025 #17

Chump doesn't have a driver's license FakeNoose Aug 2025 #19

He doesn't have a driver's license? However does he vote???? slightlv Aug 2025 #43

He votes by mail.... duh! FakeNoose Aug 2025 #44

Could someone please talk Orange Julius Caesar into postponing his walk until Saturday night generalbetrayus Aug 2025 #13

New Moon BeyondTheVeilJack Aug 2025 #31

If TFG was in other parts of the world, like Florida, Rome, or Guatemala, I'd be praying for a suitably deep sinkhole Vogon_Glory Aug 2025 #21

T just wants drive-thru food. Drum Aug 2025 #22

Epstein. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Aug 2025 #23

Perhaps... 2naSalit Aug 2025 #24

What a dick. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #25

Patrolling to the nearest McDonalds maybe IronLionZion Aug 2025 #26

Yahoo Der Fuehrer is going on patrol topcelts Aug 2025 #27

id love to see him march in formation .:) hem? AllaN01Bear Aug 2025 #28

Is he gonna cosplay with Kristy Noem ? drray23 Aug 2025 #29

Yes OP stole my thoughts, Bible photo op ahead bucolic_frolic Aug 2025 #30

Just like his McD deception Nigrum Cattus Aug 2025 #32

This! EPSTEIN MAXWELL & MALARIA! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #34

We need people out with signage! Captain Zero Aug 2025 #37

Hopefully, they will deport him to cecot or gitmo SheltieLover Aug 2025 #35

Who is he going to have to choke this time stollen Aug 2025 #38

Trump Ain't Actin' Presidential Mr.Bee Aug 2025 #39

The pedofelon does not want to see the inside of a prison cell. Justice matters. Aug 2025 #51

"I've got spurs that jingle, jangle, and disappear as needed!" ClickClack Aug 2025 #40

Reply from the Street Gangs jmowreader Aug 2025 #45

He's going on patrol Quanto Magnus Aug 2025 #46

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Aug 2025 #47

He'll probably shit himself. red dog 1 Aug 2025 #48

Oh, LOOK!! There's Donnie ... Bob_in_VA Aug 2025 #49

He isn't going to patrol shit. LudwigPastorius Aug 2025 #50

Classical TACO move IzzaNuDay Aug 2025 #54

Haven't seen any videos of him patrolling..only him making speeches and ordering pizza Deuxcents Aug 2025 #52

Another stunt. Another Performance. thought crime Aug 2025 #53

He didn't walk at all. He brought them pizza and burgers IronLionZion Aug 2025 #55

I literally laughed out loud when I read that! CTyankee Aug 2025 #56

Maddow Blog-After boasting about plans to patrol D.C. streets, Trump fails to follow through LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #57