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FakeNoose

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19. THANKS for the best story today!

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Elephant at Texas GOP Convention Shocks Audience by Peeing All Over the Floor [View all] BumRushDaShow Jun 13 OP

President Biden whispered in the animal's ear. KY_EnviroGuy Jun 13 #1

Clearly, the elephant didn't want to be there. raccoon Jun 13 #2

Poor animal probably got scared by those freaks fujiyamasan Jun 13 #3

Was this perfect or what?! LOL! slightlv Jun 13 #4

When I first saw the title of the post... Trueblue Texan Jun 13 #5

Perfect! 2naSalit Jun 13 #6

According to biological studies on the "Universal Law of Urination," an elephant can urinate from 3 to 13 gallons sop Jun 13 #7

Well-aimed, and with lots of splash. Talitha Jun 13 #25

It may not smell nice but 'gad, what a critic. 3Hotdogs Jun 13 #8

Wear your galoshes for a larger than life surprise! tanyev Jun 13 #9

Don't know why anyone was shocked lonely bird Jun 13 #10

I think that elephant is voting BLUE! FakeNoose Jun 13 #18

The Perfect Image of the GOP lavoosh99 Jun 13 #33

Ha! Morons. Hugin Jun 13 #11

Well that was a piss poor decision cate94 Jun 13 #12

What's the difference between that and Pres Dump peeing all over everything? mdbl Jun 13 #13

Why was the poor elephant there in the first place? Ghost of Tom Joad Jun 13 #14

If they don't care about treating people humanely BumRushDaShow Jun 13 #16

So true Ghost of Tom Joad Jun 13 #20

I agree. Most circuses don't use animal acts any more because it was abuse. Elephants Ziggysmom Jun 13 #41

It was intentional. Elephants have smarts and opinions. marble falls Jun 13 #15

Headline "Elephant gives his thoughts on repugs - 'Piss on 'em!" he said" Wonder Why Jun 13 #17

😄 mwmisses4289 Jun 13 #32

THANKS for the best story today! FakeNoose Jun 13 #19

The golden shower. Where is Trump. twodogsbarking Jun 13 #21

*snort* Talitha Jun 13 #26

It's tail was up too, like it was ready to poop.😊 Figarosmom Jun 13 #22

How fitting Hassin Bin Sober Jun 13 #23

I am surprised they didn't bottle the pee and sell it as medicine, as is their wont. JoihInMableton Jun 13 #24

Too bad it didn't sh*t too! joanbarnes Jun 13 #27

I started laughing just reading the headline! Bayard Jun 13 #28

Just before the event, someone bought 1 million elephant diaper futures. usonian Jun 13 #29

Elephant telling GOPedo "Quit using us as your symbol!" Wild blueberry Jun 13 #30

That's what really bugs me, too, Wild blueberry! Elephants are great animals, BComplex Jun 14 #42

So where are the Memes? Gymbo Jun 13 #31

It's bigger than everyone. It'll do whatever it wants. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 13 #34

LOL, how appropriate. Just what Dump and his minions are doing all over the Constitution. Martin68 Jun 13 #35

That's hilarious! red dog 1 Jun 13 #36

Elephants pee? Shocking! mdbl Jun 13 #37

Probably the most eloquent statement of the day. lpbk2713 Jun 13 #38

Trickle Down Elepha-nomics LudwigPastorius Jun 13 #39

The culmination of GOP trickle down economics nt lostnfound Jun 13 #40

Reminds me of a small circus I went to. Kablooie Jun 14 #43