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Jamastiene

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34. Don't even get me started about mammograms.

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 07:56 PM

Jan 2013

It feels like having someone place an 18 wheeler on your breast and letting the majority of the weight just sit there. Then, they tell you to be still while that is happening. I hate mammograms. They pinch the skin AND make the girls really sore for days.

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Black Swan is pretty good too. formercia Jan 2013 #18

It's obvious the fellow FlaGranny Jan 2013 #2

Actually, I agree, wholeheartedly! Ferretherder Jan 2013 #3

But why must they be asian? I understand the petite part (oh boy do I ever). AAO Jan 2013 #13

On average Asians are shorter than Caucasians. Igel Jan 2013 #32

The last dr visit was a three-fer. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2013 #10

I'm wondering how much you would mind if it was done in your bedroom. AAO Jan 2013 #14

Mind? Then all four of us would be "doctors"!!!11! JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2013 #20

I know a proctologist with hands like toilet seats AngryAmish Jan 2013 #12

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He is Austrailia's Prince Phillip jerseyjack Jan 2013 #4

How was I to know RandiFan1290 Jan 2013 #6

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lol RandiFan1290 Jan 2013 #24

"Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty, one dollar and nine cents!" AAO Jan 2013 #39

LOL! smirkymonkey Jan 2013 #42

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When I had a baby, the doctor was a big man. When he palpated my stomach to see whatever they need morningglory Jan 2013 #7

it is not just sticking your finger up there radonc Jan 2013 #8

Would you make this an OP at some point? It's really good info, and although msanthrope Jan 2013 #9

Can a small/short slender finger do an adequate job of detecting cancer? Auntie Bush Jan 2013 #25

DRE digital rectal exam. Not as high tech as it sounds. olddad56 Jan 2013 #30

You know, even if the doctor has fingers like bananas... Orrex Jan 2013 #11

And a thorough exam for a woman also includes checking out the rectum and anal canal. Lars39 Jan 2013 #23

Don't even get me started about mammograms. Jamastiene Jan 2013 #34

And the road kill positions they put you in, having to hold your breath...urgh Lars39 Jan 2013 #35

not true. bubbayugga Jan 2013 #28

Males don't get a chunk of prostate taken out during their exams. Lars39 Jan 2013 #36

I thought it was a funny remark. Not sexist or racist. mainer Jan 2013 #16

ohh those Aussies are such cheeky people Sunlei Jan 2013 #17

How dare they out source that job. L0oniX Jan 2013 #21

I'm with the Prime Minister on this one. Demoiselle Jan 2013 #22

Prostate exam timdog44 Jan 2013 #26

And Bloomberg was quoted as saying "Look at the ass on her" (admiringly) about a woman TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #29

and if you don't like the DRE, get a high PSA and try the 10 point biopsy of your prostate. olddad56 Jan 2013 #31

Makes sense to me Nevernose Jan 2013 #33

One positive result of Tim's gaffe Matilda Jan 2013 #37

what a douche dlwickham Jan 2013 #38

Oh just find yourself a gay man Fearless Jan 2013 #40

He's supposed to be a men's health advocate or something... uriel1972 Jan 2013 #41