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gcomeau

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6. You know

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 01:07 PM

Apr 2013

While it's tempting to just call for someone to drop a cruise missile on Un and get it over with, what might be more effective is to hack their central news agency broadcast feed and just send a message visible to the entire country rather contemptuously telling their dear leader to grow up and stop bothering the adults in the rest of the world because he's just getting annoying now... and when he feels like acting like a big boy then he can come play with the rest of the countries but we all really have better things to do than stop by and spank him because he's misbehaving... and we now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast of ridiculous nonsense.

The leadership might all keel over from collective strokes. Who knows?

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North Korea states 'nuclear war is unavoidable' as it declares first target will be Japan [View all] bananas Apr 2013 OP

that boy is warrprayer Apr 2013 #1

Like his father and grandfather. iandhr Apr 2013 #3

"Like his father and grandfather" defacto7 Apr 2013 #19

I thought he actually moved some missiles to the coastline Babel_17 Apr 2013 #24

Kim il Sung was somewhat tame on the world stage. David__77 Apr 2013 #58

Is there a video of him saying this statement? Ter Apr 2013 #42

bye bye North Korea. bunnies Apr 2013 #2

Yeah, North Korea will be the target and the rest of the world will just be collateral damage. olddad56 Apr 2013 #55

If NK starts a nuclear war... bunnies Apr 2013 #57

Drizzle, drazzle, drozzle, drone, premium Apr 2013 #4

I'd basically think so. Suicidal alert. PatrynXX Apr 2013 #7

Duh gee TC how we gonna get over the wall? n/t L0oniX Apr 2013 #17

Is this a global game of Suicide By Cop? FiveGoodMen Apr 2013 #5

That is what I was thinking. We have been talking about banks that are too big to fail and Bernie jwirr Apr 2013 #23

that's probably the best analogy I've seen so far about this whole mess dlwickham Apr 2013 #41

Maybe so. AverageJoe90 Apr 2013 #51

You know gcomeau Apr 2013 #6

Or better yet, hack the news broadcast to show documentaries about the survivors of... Crowman1979 Apr 2013 #8

They should show people in SK and China having abundant meals Renew Deal Apr 2013 #13

That could easily be faked XemaSab Apr 2013 #61

They can also show this... Renew Deal Apr 2013 #14

USA used Iraq and Afghanistan to create a major military presence ConcernedCanuk Apr 2013 #9

War makes rich people richer. That's all it does. Oh, yes, and makes PWDM dead or crippled. valerief Apr 2013 #11

Except for the fact that 9/11 happened, Iraq shouldn't have happened, and we're not in Iraq anymore Renew Deal Apr 2013 #12

USA not in Iraq anymore? ConcernedCanuk Apr 2013 #26

Makes sense to me. AverageJoe90 Apr 2013 #50

No, not true... SkyDaddy7 Apr 2013 #16

As I look into my crystal ball.... defacto7 Apr 2013 #21

I totally agree, premium Apr 2013 #25

you read my mind MFM008 Apr 2013 #40

Is that why the CIA is making North Korea say this? WHAT BULLIES! octothorpe Apr 2013 #49

Japan is killing itself with its nuclear power policy. nt valerief Apr 2013 #10

Greek tragedy levels of pain if Japan were to be the country to get nuked AGAIN... AtheistCrusader Apr 2013 #15

I got whiplash from the sudden pivot from SK to Japan charlie and algernon Apr 2013 #33

Fuck. nt ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #18

Like most leaders in the world, Iliyah Apr 2013 #20

I wonder if this young leader is being set up by his own people Babel_17 Apr 2013 #22

This little turd needs to be flushed. Moostache Apr 2013 #27

It's a little vague for me defacto7 Apr 2013 #28

I'm beginning to wonder who is really in charge over there, premium Apr 2013 #31

"Conurbation?" mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2013 #29

I had to google it. It's the next step up from a metropolitan area. charlie and algernon Apr 2013 #34

Fer crissakes, don't punish a whole country because they have an idiot son Duer 157099 Apr 2013 #30

I love simple answers like this telclaven Apr 2013 #32

Really? You don't know? Duer 157099 Apr 2013 #35

Welcome to telclaven! hrmjustin Apr 2013 #45

NK is unlike any other country. It is a racist religious cult which has the backing of its military snagglepuss Apr 2013 #39

Be careful what you wish for dumbass jpak Apr 2013 #36

Yeah, premium Apr 2013 #37

How long has the United States had to develop nuclear weapons? gordianot Apr 2013 #38

That boy needs therapy: Poll_Blind Apr 2013 #43

I think they may have meant "unattainable." Orsino Apr 2013 #44

Let me see if I have this right...WTF? PearliePoo2 Apr 2013 #46

If they test fire a long range missile Soundman Apr 2013 #54

The last month has been the most elaborate suicide note ever. (nt) Posteritatis Apr 2013 #47

Here's a thought: The UN should put North Korea in the dock at The Hague pampango Apr 2013 #48

The history with John2 Apr 2013 #53

As I read the UN's position, having a nuclear deterrent is not a 'crime against humanity', but pampango Apr 2013 #62

"threatening to use nuclear weapons was declared a crime against humanity by the UN" bananas Apr 2013 #60

Trying to drive a wedge between the US and Japan. TwilightGardener Apr 2013 #52

OR more playing to the base. Igel Apr 2013 #64

Everybody chill! polly7 Apr 2013 #56

This is one screwed up roller coaster ride Adam-Bomb Apr 2013 #59

I guess he wasnt getting enough attention threatening the US. DCBob Apr 2013 #63