Breaking: Tornadoes Tear Through Kansas, Oklahoma, Iowa (Okla. Funnel 'Half-Mile Wide')

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31. Ha! Someone worse than I am.

My three cats all have to be in the closet with me. However, we don't have sirens here. Tornadoes do happen, but they aren't as prolific as up in your area. Here you use the internet, and NOAA radio to track them until you hear they're heading toward your neighborhood.

Then you:

A) panic.

B) dig the cats out from under the bed, off of the top of the wardrobe, out of the back of the bookshelves, and try and cram them into the closet.

C) extract cat claws from your back/neck/head.

D) sip wine and sprinkle catnip liberally on the floor for your fellow closet refugees.


Come to think of it I need a better plan myself.