Clarence Thomas - The Most Dangerous SCOTUS Mind

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21. He has one, but it is enslaved by Scalia

The first day Thomas showed up at the Supreme Court he had to go to Scalia's private office for a special 'initiation'.

Upon entering the office, he was made to submit to Scalia, mind, body and soul. This had to be done in front of a cabal of right wing politicians, all wearing dark red hooded cloaks that obscured their faces. To prove his allegiance to Scalia and the Ultra Right-Wing secret society in attendance, Thomas had to become Castrati, by his own hand. Scalia now keeps the 'unit' in a jar on his desk. It is rumored that he has other 'units', taken from the secret society members that strayed too close to the center of the political spectrum. The whisperings go on to say that late at night, Scalia can be heard talking to his collection of dismembered dicks.


Ginny Thomas probably has to go and ask to borrow it for special occasions, but that is a subject I would rather not think about.