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DaveJ

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51. Republicans think highly of their couches

Thu Apr 19, 2012, 06:53 PM

Apr 2012

If a coyote were pissing on my couch my first thought would be, "good excuse to get another couch, I wanted a new one anyway." I'm not sure if I'd let me dog near a coyote. (This is a good time to Google how well dogs get along with coyotes) It's my understanding coyotes are pretty reclusive and (usually) harmless, so I don't think I'd kill one. I'd open the door and wait for it to leave in it's own good time. Then I'd go to work and have a great story to tell. I could buy one of those double doors and keep the bottom one closed.

I know I would not draw any analogy to the framework of our country with a comparison to sofas. It would be dangerous to allow our country to fall into the hands of people who prize their couches like complete idiots.

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Pic Of The Moment: Where's The Media Outrage Now? [View all] EarlG Apr 2012 OP

"Romney Advisor Ted Nugent" corkhead Apr 2012 #1

excellent meme tk2kewl Apr 2012 #2

top advisor to romney. mercuryblues Apr 2012 #4

The Republicans are pushing the "Hillary Rosen is an Obama operative" slogan to try to aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2012 #16

Yeeeeesssssss. "Romney advisor Ted Nugent" is also alleged to be a child molester. MADem Apr 2012 #3

self delete leftyohiolib Apr 2012 #8

Yes, which is what makes it infinitely creepier. HughBeaumont Apr 2012 #10

This child molesting shit kicker may be dead or in jail next year... santamargarita Apr 2012 #5

Let's push that idea ... zbdent Apr 2012 #29

jerk marshall gaines Apr 2012 #6

Oh come on, who cares about assasinating a president when you're insulting a wealthy housewife.... LynneSin Apr 2012 #7

Your point is right on! Assasination occurs first in the minds of men. hue Apr 2012 #13

all this outrage by the liberals, you'd think he had said something like a "burning bush" ... zbdent Apr 2012 #30

The media outrage is safely pocketed in the same pair of pants its right wing owners wear. freshwest Apr 2012 #9

Yeah I think it's about time to call the librul media out on their selective outrage. Ganja Ninja Apr 2012 #11

Someone should tell Nugent & Media Millionaires that no one wants their stuff. Violence is not patrice Apr 2012 #12

very well put SHRED Apr 2012 #14

THANK you!! patrice Apr 2012 #18

what does fungible mean? leftyohiolib Apr 2012 #21

fungible SemperEadem Apr 2012 #25

not when it gives me an answer like that leftyohiolib Apr 2012 #41

you asked what the word meant---that's the definition SemperEadem Apr 2012 #48

In this context: It's value is whatever those with the power to do so say it is, no intrinsic value. patrice Apr 2012 #32

Where, indeed... Blue Owl Apr 2012 #15

Ted Nugent will be dead before I will. HisTomness Apr 2012 #17

The Nuge...packing 'em in at county fairs all over the country... tjwash Apr 2012 #19

That is a snow white crowd there. n/t Cleita Apr 2012 #23

Why no outrage? Turbineguy Apr 2012 #20

Just the sort of guy to get an endorsement and policy demands from. LOL! Bill USA Apr 2012 #26

Nugent needs to get a visit from the SS. Cleita Apr 2012 #22

and still, he can't move product like he used to SemperEadem Apr 2012 #24

Nugent represents the true base of the Corporate Lobbyist party - ignorant, ready to screw suckers. Bill USA Apr 2012 #27

Let's not get all excited. cuncator Apr 2012 #28

I don't know which one's the bigger douche bag..... citizen blues Apr 2012 #31

POS Chickenhawk era veteran Apr 2012 #33

maybe this is the response I need next time BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2012 #34

EarlG, WADR you have to be kidding. Don't you know that Dick Clark DIED? slackmaster Apr 2012 #35

Mr. "I-Shit-My-Pants-To-Avoid-The-Draft" Ted Nugent--the Oh Brave One? texastoast Apr 2012 #36

As if I didn't have enough motivation to vote for Obama, TahitiNut Apr 2012 #37

Oy! Shitstain Ted HangOnKids Apr 2012 #40

When one objectively sulphurdunn Apr 2012 #38

Romney is using Nugent to get the unhinged teabagger vote Skittles Apr 2012 #39

Hi I'm Ted Nugent FightForChange Apr 2012 #42

Awesome. Agreed! ffr Apr 2012 #46

If the NRA is supposed to teach gun safety, Jamaal510 Apr 2012 #43

I'd like to help Ted meet it first & second goal. Historic NY Apr 2012 #44

I wonder if he would sign a binding pledge? n/t DFW Apr 2012 #47

I'd never heard of Hillary Rosen before last week. chollybocker Apr 2012 #45

I don't usually rec as I think some do it just because you're an admin, but... SmellyFeet Apr 2012 #49

Republicans Madmiddle Apr 2012 #50

Republicans think highly of their couches DaveJ Apr 2012 #51