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In reply to the discussion: Pic Of The Moment: What's The Matter With Kansas? (Answer: It's Being Run By Idiots) [View all]Zambero
(10,032 posts)The great state of Kansas (aka Brownbackistan) is as landlocked as one could get. Anyone getting food stamps from this state should never be allowed to take a vacation period, let alone within sight of any ocean, especially when there's so much distance between the Sunflower State and either coast (throw in the Gulf here as well). Yes, it costs big bucks just to get there from Kansas, and welfare cheats would surely use it cover any trip expenses. So just make air travel means tested, so that only well-heeled certifiable folks above the poverty level get through security. I suggest a "not on food stamps" code to be included on Kansas drivers licenses. That should do the trick. If they were to somehow reach the coast, these lazy underachievers would quickly find a way to sneak onto the nearest cruise ship, food stamp cards in hand. So nip it in the bud, just keep 'em high in dry and Kansas, preferably working 2 of 3 minimum wage jobs to keep 'em out of trouble!