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Pobeka

(4,999 posts) Thu Mar 25, 2021, 07:42 PM Mar 2021

I know it's divisive just to ask. But I wonder where you stand, and have to know now. [View all]

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

Me, I spread whatever's available. I guess you could call me bi-spreadable.

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I know it's divisive just to ask. But I wonder where you stand, and have to know now. [View all] Pobeka Mar 2021 OP

Gimme that TANGY ZIP True Dough Mar 2021 #1

Hellman's (or Best Foods (?) for the left coast) soothsayer Mar 2021 #2

Hate them both JT45242 Mar 2021 #3

Me too. I gag. Hoyt Mar 2021 #7

I'm with you. Will actually make me ralph. Midnight Writer Mar 2021 #45

Precisely! rurallib Mar 2021 #48

Yup drmeow Mar 2021 #58

Mayonnaise. Miracle Whip is an abomination. Ocelot II Mar 2021 #4

+1 2naSalit Mar 2021 #22

+2 SaveOurDemocracy Mar 2021 #52

+3 LibinMo Mar 2021 #66

neither Skittles Mar 2021 #5

Either one. Not picky, but not TOO much. hlthe2b Mar 2021 #6

Hellmann's. The giant jar from Costco. dem4decades Mar 2021 #8

Mayo..... OAITW r.2.0 Mar 2021 #9

Miracle Whip is what I buy but like both. LizBeth Mar 2021 #10

Mayo Generic Brad Mar 2021 #11

Miracle Whip and Wonder Bread have between them only one use: with salt and pepper on ... marble falls Mar 2021 #12

Wonder bread is a bridge too far for me! Pobeka Mar 2021 #18

It's good for just tomato sandwiches the way my mom made 'em in the fifties. Other than that ... marble falls Mar 2021 #25

This. There's nothing like a sloppy mater sandwich on white bread Lochloosa Mar 2021 #32

Some people just haven't had the rich live we had. Gotta be outa the garden today 'maters. marble falls Mar 2021 #36

yeah! Yonnie3 Mar 2021 #37

We'd have whitebread radish and butter sandwiches when the garden got going good ... marble falls Mar 2021 #62

Hellman's mayo with olive oil is great. wnylib Mar 2021 #53

Good for you, it all adds up. marble falls Mar 2021 #63

Olive Oil Miracle Whip multigraincracker Mar 2021 #13

Mayo. Miracle Whip is way too sweet. tblue37 Mar 2021 #14

Duke's FTW nt Shermann Mar 2021 #15

Where does Duke's lie in the mayo (1) to tangy (10) range? Never heard of it. Pobeka Mar 2021 #23

Definitely in the mayo camp, like a Southern version of Hellmann's nt Shermann Mar 2021 #39

Yeah Dukes! Dave in VA Mar 2021 #41

Me too. But first choice is mayo. Joinfortmill Mar 2021 #16

The correct answer to your question is... EarlG Mar 2021 #17

Wait, what's that? Is it like Miracle Whip or a different zing? n/t Pobeka Mar 2021 #21

I'd say it's closer to Miracle Whip than mayo EarlG Mar 2021 #24

YES Tikki Mar 2021 #26

LOL EarlG Mar 2021 #29

LOL! n/t Pobeka Mar 2021 #31

Nice malaise Mar 2021 #49

Nice malaise Mar 2021 #50

Well if we're going to open up the field ... marble falls Mar 2021 #30

Hellman's In_The_Wind Mar 2021 #19

Japanese Kewpie Mayonnaise, please! oregonjen Mar 2021 #20

It's the only mayo I like. Doesn't taste like eggs, creamy and luscious. betsuni Mar 2021 #60

Vegenaise. n/t demmiblue Mar 2021 #27

yup mucifer Mar 2021 #28

Love it - but it ain't cheap. marble falls Mar 2021 #33

Yep. My Kroger stopped carrying the small jar... demmiblue Mar 2021 #42

Yes, vegenaise. Ka-Dinh Oy Mar 2021 #35

I love mayonnaise. Jeebo Mar 2021 #34

Mayo!! I don't like Miracle Whip at all! Buckeye_Democrat Mar 2021 #38

Mustard for me. And yes, I like Grey Poupon, like Obama! Coventina Mar 2021 #40

Love mayo with fries but I can eat either with anything else. Kaleva Mar 2021 #43

Depends sparkzebra Mar 2021 #44

Never Miracle Whip malaise Mar 2021 #46

Fuck that noise gratuitous Mar 2021 #47

Has to be Hellmans. I put mayo on everything. blueinredohio Mar 2021 #51

Mayonnaise now, but my first, most delicious, sandwich was at a neighbor's house in the early 50s. mia Mar 2021 #54

As a child in the 60's, I remember all of that, except fresh peaches. Nestle's Quik! n/t Pobeka Mar 2021 #56

Duke's mayo. sinkingfeeling Mar 2021 #55

Both. It depends on what I'm making TexasBushwhacker Mar 2021 #57

mayo where it is appropriate Kali Mar 2021 #59

No or hell no? No thank you to both but Miracle Whip even sounds sketchy luckone Mar 2021 #61

Hellman's Mayo, Yes! electric_blue68 Mar 2021 #64

Mayonnaise. PoindexterOglethorpe Mar 2021 #65

Mayo, all the way happybird Mar 2021 #67

Hellmann's mayo. SamKnause Mar 2021 #68

Mayonnaise for most things, but Miracle Whip is good sometimes csziggy Mar 2021 #69

Team Mayonnaise!!! yellowdogintexas Mar 2021 #70

Mayo!! Miracle Whip is too sweet. nt Laffy Kat Mar 2021 #71