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In reply to the discussion: The zombie apocalypse is upon us! All you have to defend yourself with is the last thing you bought. [View all]I_UndergroundPanther
(12,480 posts)49. Silicone stretchy beading thread
A pack of 99 cent blue beads ,a file folder and a ceramic bowl and kitchen tongs..tiny embroidery scissors..
I'm fucked in this hypothetical fight.
Guess I can use the stretchy bead thread to make rubber bands and shoot them off my thumb aiming for their eyes and missing them every single time.
Throw down the beads and hope they trip on them ..grab thier noses with the kitchen tongs and twist..put the bowl on thier head and cut whatever hair is hanging out?
This is starting to look like a Monty Python skit...
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The zombie apocalypse is upon us! All you have to defend yourself with is the last thing you bought. [View all]
Floyd R. Turbo
Jul 2021
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I might have a chance! The last thing I bought was $140 bucks worth of groceries!!
ms liberty
Jul 2021
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