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Brother Buzz

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9. Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
Sun Jul 22, 2012, 04:48 PM
Jul 2012

Teller: What does this say?
Virgil: Uh, can’t you read that?
Teller: I can’t read this. What is this? "Abt natural"?
Virgil: No it just reads, “Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural."
Virgil: (pointing to the note) "I, uh, am pointing a gun at you."
Teller: That looks like "gub", it doesn’t look like "gun". No, it’s "gub". That’s a B.
Virgil: No you see, it’s an N … G-U-N.
Teller: George, would you step over here a moment please.
Teller: What does this say?
George: "Please put $50 thousand into this bag and … abt" — What’s "abt"?
Teller: "Act". Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
George: "Gun". But what’s "abt" mean?
Teller: It’s "act" … A- C-T, act. Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural.
George: Oh, I see, this is a hold up.
Virgil: Yes.

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Bravo! Now that right there is a work of art. Tobin S. Jul 2012 #1
"Never mind..." Archae Jul 2012 #2
rip miss radner. you still inspire us. chknltl Jul 2012 #8
"CHKNLTL SUPPORTS THE RIGHT TO CHEWS!" MiddleFingerMom Jul 2012 #3
As someone with a warped sense of humor pipi_k Jul 2012 #4
Brilliant! kurtzapril4 Jul 2012 #5
excellent demguy_5692 Jul 2012 #6
Have you ever gotten a gum-job?? madinmaryland Jul 2012 #7
Does this look like "gub" or "gun"? Brother Buzz Jul 2012 #9
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