Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search
I read about a toddler who referred to mittens NewDayOranges May 25 #1
Good one! MLAA May 25 #2
In Dutch gloves are called "handschoenen" Turbineguy May 25 #30
Toes enid602 May 25 #77
My daughter called me Do Dum. Probatim May 25 #3
My wife and I are giggling at this post underpants May 25 #7
These are treasures! MLAA May 25 #9
Pissghetti for spaghetti. no_hypocrisy May 25 #4
A classic, for sure. MLAA May 25 #10
White cake and sugar underpants May 25 #5
Some things remain mysteries forever, white cake is one such mystery. MLAA May 25 #11
Angel Food. Arne May 25 #16
hotcake, maybe? n/t lastlib May 25 #25
Kids would say POP and they didn't mean their father. Arne May 25 #6
They called soft drinks pop? MLAA May 25 #14
I called my Grandfather Pop. Arne May 25 #15
I called my dad Pop. LakeArenal May 25 #26
... MLAA May 25 #39
Not quite what you are asking for, Ptah May 25 #8
Damn, that's a good one! What a clever girl with an inquiring mind! MLAA May 25 #12
My little brother was fascinated by machinery. Ocelot II May 25 #13
Uncle Funnybear Mz Pip May 25 #17
I bet he wears the name proudly! MLAA May 25 #40
My daughter was a toddler in 1985. ariadne0614 May 25 #18
That is delightful! Buttering! MLAA May 25 #41
Forty years later, it still delights me every time it comes to mind! ariadne0614 May 25 #61
Calling cumulus clouds "curious" clouds duckworth969 May 25 #19
Too cute! MLAA May 25 #42
When my son was a toddler he called the TV remote the "toe" Freddie May 25 #20
Good one! MLAA May 25 #43
I have a nephew that made up a few terms we still use nuxvomica May 25 #21
Love it Erika-ginger. We are now running our Erika-ginger around the clock as we should hit our first 100 degree day MLAA May 25 #44
I was eight, the oldest of four and decided to rename all of us. LuckyLib May 25 #22
Too cute. Love all four names. MLAA May 25 #45
For myself, I wasn't very old when I asked my mom ... Niagara May 25 #23
Love winklewipers! MLAA May 25 #46
Two-year-old nephew, a baseball fan called the Reds/Phillies star.... lastlib May 25 #24
He lived up to the moniker! MLAA May 25 #49
When my mom was born her older (by about 20 months) dflprincess May 25 #27
I love it. Your mom must have loved it as well as she didn't lose it in those 88 years. 🙂 MLAA May 25 #50
My nephew, around 3-4 yrs old dweller May 25 #28
Billions and billions of beagles! What a wonderful image! MLAA May 25 #51
As a baby they called me Tinka Babe. Cuz my older bro couldn't say Stinky baby. LakeArenal May 25 #29
Great ones! Love nude niks! MLAA May 25 #52
Nephew - Praple for purple KT2000 May 25 #31
It does make you wonder how they came up with nalobs. 🙂 MLAA May 25 #53
As winter was turning bamagal62 May 25 #32
It's sleeves up weather! MLAA May 25 #55
We thought it was pretty creative bamagal62 May 25 #74
We were on vacation at the beach with our two grands in the back of the car. FalloutShelter May 25 #33
That was weird! MLAA May 25 #57
My grandkids call their grandpa 'Oompa" The Blue Flower May 25 #34
Willie Wonka MLAA May 25 #58
I have 2 language foibles to share MyMission May 25 #35
Tres bien, Mystery finally solved! MLAA May 25 #60
Apparently I always play Frank Zeppelin too loud JoseBalow May 25 #36
We'd tell the kids to behave Marthe48 May 25 #37
Wasn't being Have! Hahaha. MLAA May 25 #62
Our oldest called a calculator, a numbercator. Wonder Why May 25 #38
Makes more sense, smart kid! MLAA May 25 #63
From the younger set ... Aimee in OKC May 25 #47
Chicken with a handle! Really good one! I just love it. MLAA May 25 #64
My daughter was about two when we were trying to time our way past... surrealAmerican May 25 #48
Sprink! Perfect. MLAA May 25 #65
My little patient loved watching the Gigglebellies on YouTube. Lunabell May 25 #54
I like her name better! MLAA May 25 #66
Ticking parket keithbvadu2 May 25 #56
.. MLAA May 25 #67
It wasn't a "thing" claudette May 25 #59
Both of theses are hilarious. MLAA May 25 #68
😀 claudette May 25 #73
My ex said something scared the 'b-jesus' out of him, pandr32 May 25 #69
Okay, you win the thread! MLAA May 25 #70
My older daughter used to call hot dogs hockets. Wicked Blue May 25 #71
Love hoppitator! MLAA May 25 #72
One more, same kid... bamagal62 May 25 #75
Much more fun than here you go. Diddle do the mash potatoes! Diddle do the remote control . MLAA May 26 #79
I would be an awful mother bamagal62 May 25 #76
Glad you aren't an awful mother! And stick trees is a good one! MLAA May 26 #80
When my daughter was little we were gifted a chihuahua named Ratona womanofthehills May 25 #78
So cute! I'm sure chi-wee-wee appreciated the affectionate new name. MLAA May 26 #81
One of my nieces TlalocW May 26 #82
Hilarious! MLAA May 26 #84
Mc ick a donalds redwitch May 26 #83
Too cute! MLAA May 26 #85
garjub - garbage Kali May 26 #86
Love sea gultures and ROACHES in the ashtray is priceless! MLAA May 26 #87
my youngest sister came up with some good ones yellowdogintexas May 27 #88
These are some good ones! MLAA May 27 #89
In the late 80s a toddler son of friends of mine told me he was having trees for dinner. Harker May 27 #90
Too cute! MLAA May 27 #92
Bookmark....... Upthevibe May 27 #91
Latest Discussions»The DU Lounge»Please add the funniest/m...»Reply #66