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cer7711

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8. Yeah, But What About Bill Shatner's Cologne?

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 07:43 PM

Nov 2013

Last edited Thu Nov 28, 2013, 12:26 AM - Edit history (2)

Tough Jew is a bracing, flying judo-kick of a fragrance suitable for soldiers, cowboys and starship captains. In-your-face unapologetically macho, with top notes of horse sweat, phaser lubricant and ham bone transitioning to an odor best described as old pulp magazines rotting in mildewed basements alongside discarded semen-stained handkerchiefs. Delicately-wafted hints of gun oil, girdle rubber and leather jockstrap will delight you when dry.

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George Takei has a cologne coming out Dec 15 [View all] pokerfan Nov 2013 OP

It's OK to smell Takei! KamaAina Nov 2013 #1

Old Space cologne? (nt) pokerfan Nov 2013 #2

Eau My! valerief Nov 2013 #3

Not one for pricy cologne but that is just way too perfect. nomorenomore08 Nov 2013 #4

Do you think somone talked him into this? yuiyoshida Nov 2013 #5

The smell of Star Trek? Kablooie Nov 2013 #6

Dammit, Jim! I'm a surgeon Spirochete Nov 2013 #12

+1 discntnt_irny_srcsm Dec 2013 #21

Perfect! longship Nov 2013 #7

Yeah, But What About Bill Shatner's Cologne? cer7711 Nov 2013 #8

ROFLMAO. Perfect, just perfect. catbyte Nov 2013 #9

That name is pure genius Warpy Nov 2013 #10

I just KNEW the name before I clicked on the link...I did NOT know the spelling! MADem Nov 2013 #11

i would have went with. sulu for men, and sulu for women loli phabay Nov 2013 #13

Anything Iwillnevergiveup Nov 2013 #14

I love scents burrowowl Nov 2013 #15

He has great sense of humor. bearssoapbox Nov 2013 #16

Scents of humor pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #24

Tha's right on the nose. bearssoapbox Dec 2013 #25

What, now his cologne is coming out too? (n/t) thesquanderer Nov 2013 #17

I am IN! Skittles Dec 2013 #18

Hello Skittles and Merry Christmas Lasher Dec 2013 #19

gawd, not other pair of hot pink stilettos Skittles Dec 2013 #20

Somebody told! Lasher Dec 2013 #22

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Skittles Dec 2013 #23