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Binkie The Clown

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9. Atheists always go to heaven.

Reply to trotsky (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 06:13 PM

Mar 2018

Christians get reincarnated over and over until they wise up and become atheists so they can finally get into heaven.

That's my theory and I'm sticking by it.

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Who goes to heaven? [View all] trotsky Mar 2018 OP

Are you going to be happy in Heaven TlalocW Mar 2018 #1

Where exactly IS heaven? vlyons Mar 2018 #2

West of Eden zipplewrath Mar 2018 #3

How far West? vlyons Mar 2018 #5

Don't forget that Heaven sucks super hard there is no fight, no progress. Just everlasting boredom Corvo Bianco Mar 2018 #4

Who decides which loved ones I see again in heaven? Croney Mar 2018 #6

These questions are not hard to answer marylandblue Mar 2018 #7

Should I shave my balls? Major Nikon Mar 2018 #8

Atheists always go to heaven. Binkie The Clown Mar 2018 #9

Pathetic. guillaumeb Mar 2018 #10

Well, do dogs go to heaven? trotsky Mar 2018 #11

That's the only response you have? MineralMan Mar 2018 #12

The only response that was needed. guillaumeb Mar 2018 #14

No one does (nt) NeoGreen Mar 2018 #13