Astronomers declare no further research required

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4. This final discovery was made by Donald Trump. That was when he looked at the solar eclipse

while not wearing protective eyewear.

Ya see, those guys looking through their big scopes with unprotected eyes, they don't get the full spectrum of light. He got to see it all and did so in the name of science.

Now we are all benefiting from his effort and astrological pronouncements.