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DFW

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9. If the place has a security camera tape....

Reply to Drunken Irishman (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 06:09 AM

Jan 2013

It should get a photo of him, put it together with his note, and have them posted in the window of every restaurant in town with the note "has anyone seen this rooten egg? Please contact The Department of Sanitation. Caution, do not approach on your own, as there is a danger of contamination."

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Douchebag ... anyone else surprised he's a Republican? [View all] Drunken Irishman Jan 2013 OP

Not a bit. I just hope they remember him Warpy Jan 2013 #1

I hope that restaurant refuses to even let him in at all bluestateguy Jan 2013 #4

Personally, I Hope they install a guillotine. Kurovski Jan 2013 #26

You know what these people think ??. "I've got a REAL excuse now to be a cheapass" BlueJazz Jan 2013 #2

Key Phrase: "My Fair Share Of Taxes".. Whiny, Greedy, Parasites Cha Jan 2013 #3

Waaaah! What a putz. nt octoberlib Jan 2013 #5

He needs to go to the stupid-market, buy a frozen dinner and fire up his microwave. MADem Jan 2013 #6

He might want to think twice about eating there again tularetom Jan 2013 #7

Wouldn't "eating out at a restaurant" be "discretionary spending?" Behind the Aegis Jan 2013 #8

If the place has a security camera tape.... DFW Jan 2013 #9

If he can afford to eat at a restaurant he can afford to leave a tip. yellowcanine Jan 2013 #10

YUP ... if his tips somehow offset his taxes, he has no money. JoePhilly Jan 2013 #15

He admits to making over $400,000 per year.... Purrfessor Jan 2013 #11

If I were his waitress.... RichGirl Jan 2013 #12

Change just one consonant and I'm on board! 11 Bravo Jan 2013 #17

You've read "Dianne"s last chapter in TRAINSPOTTING...haven't you? Ken Burch Jan 2013 #28

Still not very convinced that this is real. Dash87 Jan 2013 #13

If his way to "save money" is to cut back on tips to the wait-staff ... JoePhilly Jan 2013 #14

reminds me of this story: steve2470 Jan 2013 #16

Weren't top income taxes raised by just a few percentage points? CheapShotArtist Jan 2013 #18

It's like kicking the dog because you're upset about someone cutting you off Politicub Jan 2013 #19

that is totally a jerk move sad-cafe Jan 2013 #20

I blame Republicans (and THEIR laws and policies) Proud Liberal Dem Jan 2013 #21

I call BS on this. former9thward Jan 2013 #22

If I were him, and chose to return, I'd have the meal analyzed first. Tarheel_Dem Jan 2013 #23

He better not return to that restaurant KingFlorez Jan 2013 #24

If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out... Iggo Jan 2013 #25

As a direct result of you leaving this note thucythucy Jan 2013 #27

Stingy-ass BigDemVoter Jan 2013 #29