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InAbLuEsTaTe

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86. Okay, now THAT was funny... gotta give it to you there!! Can't stop laughin'!!

Sat Mar 16, 2019, 11:52 PM

Mar 2019

Yes, even some of us Bernie supporters still have a sense of humor...

Bernie & Elizabeth 2020!!!
Welcome to the revolution!!!

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So Bernie's spokesman says he didn't slip and that he got 7 stitches -- which is significant -- [View all] pnwmom Mar 2019 OP

Could be he banged his head on the sharp corner of a glass shower door The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2019 #1

How would you do that, other than slipping or falling? n/t pnwmom Mar 2019 #2

No idea - but I don't know that this is necessarily something sinister or suspicious. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2019 #8

Bernie should "come clean" over this shower incident...he needs to provide "full transparency" about InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #36

Are you sure they don't have other "dirt" on him? JoeOtterbein Mar 2019 #56

Hahahaha, yes!! Good one!! If true, Bernie's sure to get "washed out" of the race. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #61

Or he might need to JoeOtterbein Mar 2019 #64

Bernie surely won't get "worked up into a lather" over it... InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #74

I have banged me head on shower doors before. Blue_true Mar 2019 #27

Little kitchen hack: JoeOtterbein Mar 2019 #63

I see professional kitchens, but in a home? Blue_true Mar 2019 #286

At this point I have to ask...are you saying you've never... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #35

Maybe you need to resign from your first job, immediately?!?! haha!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #38

Of course I've bumped into things. But I've never bumped my FACE into something because my eyes pnwmom Mar 2019 #46

So he has to have slipped/fallen because you can't... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #50

Doesn't matter about your eyes. When on a road trip my dad once went to walked into a fast food vsrazdem Mar 2019 #96

"But they're insisting Bernie didn't slip or fall." That means he fainted. Was it a cardiac syncope... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #157

Bullshit vsrazdem Mar 2019 #167

I certainly hope I'm wrong, but the changing story and inconsistent explanations... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #171

I'm sorry, but no. If there was any bradycardia or arrhythmias, there is no way he would have been vsrazdem Mar 2019 #174

His regular geriatrician would know these things, but a "walk in" clinic... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #179

Post removed Post removed Mar 2019 #183

I recall that there was plenty of concern. You know what else I recall? NurseJackie Mar 2019 #190

. melman Mar 2019 #226

Even though his eyes are on his face, his glasses may have been on the sink. lapucelle Mar 2019 #301

A few years I passed out and fell, cut my chin and needed five stitches. My doctor... George II Mar 2019 #166

I'm glad you didn't need stitches when you ran into the door... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #169

Yeah, maybe this was a biopsy instead?? Why are they R B Garr Mar 2019 #256

Well, if it was the result of banging his head on the edge of a door, in a day or so.... George II Mar 2019 #261

His eye is swollen shut. It's BAD! (screen caps inside) NurseJackie Mar 2019 #324

Jeezuz. Look at that extensive periorbital and paranasal swelling! Maru Kitteh Mar 2019 #363

I'm totally convinced that he fainted and hit something HARD, or... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #364

I got 2 staples in my noggin a few months ago from hitting my head on a door frame. progressoid Mar 2019 #130

You were bent over. How did the door frame get under your face? Were you on a ladder? pnwmom Mar 2019 #131

I hit the TOP of my head on the edge of the door jamb. progressoid Mar 2019 #140

It's a tall person thing Mr Tibbs Mar 2019 #168

I'm tall, and I don't "bang my head routinely". lapucelle Mar 2019 #184

Well I do Mr Tibbs Mar 2019 #230

Then it would be more accurate to say, "I bang my head frequently". lapucelle Mar 2019 #234

Hmmmm. George II Mar 2019 #260

Bernie is tall? Pachamama Mar 2019 #304

My elderly dad did that. RandySF Mar 2019 #89

When they say "without slipping" to me that means "he fainted unexpectedly," and that's... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #156

This message was self-deleted by its author lapucelle Mar 2019 #180

It looks like it must have hurt... lapucelle Mar 2019 #181

Be advised Bernie, you are receiving the Hillary treatment early. Sneederbunk Mar 2019 #3

So, you think he should get a Guy Pass? Even though his story doesn't make sense? pnwmom Mar 2019 #4

Perfect! (Not enough room to mention the full body brace and bolts falling out of her pant leg.) betsuni Mar 2019 #20

lol.. ".. a guy pass.. " No he Cha Mar 2019 #21

That is a brilliant tweet/observation about the vile double R B Garr Mar 2019 #26

Yet here you are doing the exact same thing melman Mar 2019 #32

No, she's Not. Not the same. Asking Cha Mar 2019 #39

Yeah it is the same melman Mar 2019 #44

No it's Not. "preventive stitches"? ".. didn't Cha Mar 2019 #48

This is a nonstory. This is described in medical lingo all the time. Instead of using Steri-Strips vsrazdem Mar 2019 #106

How did it happen if BS "didn't Cha Mar 2019 #112

Turned to get out of the shower and hit his head on the glass door. Some of these showers have vsrazdem Mar 2019 #115

I still don't see how Cha Mar 2019 #268

Some shower doors have metal trim on them... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #277

Cheap DIY tub conversions from the 70s... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #283

You can still buy the style I'm talking about today. Nothing DIY about it... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #285

Yes I know. I shop at home Depot too. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #288

There are 509 framed sliding glass shower doors on sale at Home Depot... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #292

It's rare in modern hotels. It's 70s style home conversion. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #294

Glad you've done the modern hotel survey... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #296

You know I'm right. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #298

The campaign would not say what hotel he was at, so that's not possible. (nt) ehrnst Mar 2019 #345

Do you have a link to some of the "medical lingo" that advises stiches as a precaution lapucelle Mar 2019 #208

That would be good. Cha Mar 2019 #269

Didn't say it was "sinister".. just needs Cha Mar 2019 #276

Web MD doesn't describe that 'lingo' ehrnst Mar 2019 #357

I'm not speculating about his health. I didn't say a word about his health. pnwmom Mar 2019 #54

Of course not melman Mar 2019 #59

I'm questioning what they said about how it occurred -- that he didn't fall or slip. pnwmom Mar 2019 #65

Precautionary stitches sounds made up. You're right; no one R B Garr Mar 2019 #85

They do go to walk-in clinics out of "precaution". A person's head will Autumn Mar 2019 #165

I worked weekends in an emergency room for about three years, we had lots of head wounds.... George II Mar 2019 #172

I think they meant... cannabis_flower Mar 2019 #207

It's a legitimate concern blue cat Mar 2019 #119

"Could it be medication that caused him to slip?" Maybe... but I fear it was cardiac syncope. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #173

Yup, it's the old "Bernie double-standard" trick... I see the point. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #41

It was Russian bots spreading rumors of Hillary's poor health in 2016. backscatter712 Mar 2019 #221

Oh Balderdash! BS is getting VETTED. Cha Mar 2019 #19

No, Hillary clarified that saying "I'm NOT running" means she MIGHT run...which means she IS running InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #45

??? ehrnst Mar 2019 #354

Not really. The health of an old candidate will always be an issue. Blue_true Mar 2019 #30

Bernie IS much healthier than most young candidates, but health's a fair issue as it was for Hillary InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #47

Much healthier than most young candidates? Really? redstateblues Mar 2019 #87

Okay, maybe not Beto. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #132

IKR? Harris, Buttigieg, Gillibrand, Booker, Gabbard, O'Rourke ehrnst Mar 2019 #340

All you can do is laugh at the absurdity of it all. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #366

How do you know that? lunamagica Mar 2019 #97

You can see it from the energy Bernie gives off & the incredibly busy campaign schedule he keeps up. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #135

... TexasTowelie Mar 2019 #142

Bernie is pretty active. He doesn't stay up all night and sleep all day. He works. Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2019 #176

For a 77 year old man with a desk job, he's active. ehrnst Mar 2019 #356

No we can't. At best we "see" him for about an hour or two a day. George II Mar 2019 #162

See post #348 ehrnst Mar 2019 #355

Beyond ridiculous awesomerwb1 Mar 2019 #126

Okay, I meant to say AS healthy as most younger candidates, perhaps, with the exception of Beto. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #134

What do you know about the health of Sens. Harris, Klobuchar and Warren treestar Mar 2019 #189

Obviously, my statement is based on OBSERVATION...Bernie has the energy & stamina of any candidate. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #193

Are you sure you've observed the others treestar Mar 2019 #306

Your flurry of anxious posts here totally shows complete faith ehrnst Mar 2019 #338

Sorry, no. sheshe2 Mar 2019 #348

See post #348. ehrnst Mar 2019 #353

LOL! No he's not. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #159

I wonder if the doctor advised him to rest after the injury. N/T lapucelle Mar 2019 #191

Probably, but generally people disregard those types of instructions from their doctors. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #197

I just read on this thread that (some) "Tall people routinely bang their heads". lapucelle Mar 2019 #201

Yes, me too... wishing all candidates well out on the campaign trail. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #218

Who needs medical school? lapucelle Mar 2019 #235

He's not that tall. Maybe at one time he was... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #291

Has he ever released a medical report? He did look refreshed and well-rested lapucelle Mar 2019 #297

Yeah, he always looks bent over to me. Tipperary Mar 2019 #320

Yeah, there's "shrinking" from spinal compression... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #321

I had buffalo wings once just after oral surgery on both sides of the back of my mouth. Blue_true Mar 2019 #287

Glad you enjoyed them... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #289

That kind of unsupported claim almost reminds me of what Dr. Bornstein said... lapucelle Mar 2019 #194

See my clarification above. (#134 & #193) InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #200

How would anybody know that? N/T lapucelle Mar 2019 #202

See #193 above. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #213

So there is no way to know it. lapucelle Mar 2019 #214

Again, see #193 above... it's based on observation & logic. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #216

Your personal unsupported observations are not the same as "logic." ehrnst Mar 2019 #351

See my clarification above. (#134 & #193) InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #195

Those posts say that you THINK this, and provide no backup other than ehrnst Mar 2019 #350

Yesterday (Sunday): George II Mar 2019 #330

In these photos, Bernie's bruising and MASSIVE swelling looks quite serious to me. I can't believe... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #332

Back when I worked in an emergency room (many years ago) we occasionally had patients.... George II Mar 2019 #336

Ouch! It's a good thing he hit his forehead and not his temple KitSileya Mar 2019 #358

[N]ew research is saying that even a single concussion may cause lasting brain damage. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #359

Not to mention, hitting one's head in childhood KitSileya Mar 2019 #361

How would anybody know that? N/T lapucelle Mar 2019 #192

See my clarification above. (#134 & #193) InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #196

Those posts say that what you think, not what anyone knows. (nt) ehrnst Mar 2019 #349

How would one know that he is "much healthier than most young candidates?" ehrnst Mar 2019 #341

See my clarification above. (#134 & #193) InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #346

Did you read my post before replying? ehrnst Mar 2019 #347

This isn't "Hillary treatment", it's vetting. If there are health or medical issues involved... George II Mar 2019 #160

Now I've heard EVERYTHING!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #222

No, he really isn't. WeekiWater Mar 2019 #211

And mostly by the people flotsam Mar 2019 #249

He's being vetted. Ambition for the Oval Office comes with scrutiny equal to the ambition. ehrnst Mar 2019 #343

Are precaution stitches really a thing? nt marylandblue Mar 2019 #5

Lol, the ones I have received were never "precautionary." Usually I was bleeding pretty badly. Tipperary Mar 2019 #9

And facial wounds bleed a lot! One of my children needed five stitches in his forehead, pnwmom Mar 2019 #13

Yeah, I would think at his age, they would at least be worried about concussion. Tipperary Mar 2019 #28

Right. This hotel could have a serious liability issue. They shouldn't have dangerous shower doors. pnwmom Mar 2019 #31

I would think calling EMTs would have been job number one. Tipperary Mar 2019 #34

Yep, first time I had them non csection related, was last year dewsgirl Mar 2019 #122

I doubt any medical facility, even just a walk-in clinic, would permanently scar a person.... George II Mar 2019 #305

It depends on where the injury is flyingfysh Mar 2019 #12

Never heard of them until right this Cha Mar 2019 #23

Yeah, never seen stitches given as a "precaution" Adrahil Mar 2019 #49

".. like he only needed a couple but Cha Mar 2019 #80

Maybe the clinic is paid by the stitch. justhanginon Mar 2019 #153

I have. dogman Mar 2019 #198

We don't know what the clinic knows. We don't know, for example, if he had an x-ray. pnwmom Mar 2019 #263

I'm wearing a precautionary body cast now. JaneQPublic Mar 2019 #82

I really need to get one of those! True Blue American Mar 2019 #149

I thought that the visit to the walk-in clinic was the "precautionary" move. ehrnst Mar 2019 #161

his story makes perfect sense esp given there is no proof of some other sinister msongs Mar 2019 #6

You slipped and fell. They are saying he didn't slip and he didn't fall. So why do you think pnwmom Mar 2019 #10

because there is no reason to believe otherwise except your opinion that it is otherwise nt msongs Mar 2019 #15

Sober, healthy, sighted people don't tend to run into doors. Usually there is a reason, pnwmom Mar 2019 #24

He's five years older than me, and I've had serious balance issues... TreasonousBastard Mar 2019 #53

Now it's imbalance issues...oookaaayyyy, whatever! Maybe it's the alcoholism some are bandying about InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #114

It could be anything-- or nothing. Why are you so upset? TreasonousBastard Mar 2019 #133

LOL, I'm not upset in the SLIGHTEST, truly... actually, I'm quite AMUSED by InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #136

Frantic attempts to rebut every single post about this topic totally ehrnst Mar 2019 #339

"or maybe Crone's Disease?! " DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2019 #327

So, now you're suggesting Bernie has a drinking problem?!?! Now I've heard everything!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #84

No. It could be what some other people have suggested here -- that he slipped pnwmom Mar 2019 #100

Oh okay... that was clever!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #103

You'd think from some of the fan posts, wouldn't you? ehrnst Mar 2019 #342

Bullshit! People run into doors all the time Bradshaw3 Mar 2019 #98

Ding! Ding! Ding!... We hava winner!!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #111

All you have are empty Cha Mar 2019 #118

And what medical expertise do you have to make this statement. This is bull. vsrazdem Mar 2019 #99

I think pnwmom is asking good questions.. Cha Mar 2019 #25

Yes, I demand a full investigation into "Shower-Water-gate"... Bernie needs to "come clean" InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #51

Why in the world True Blue American Mar 2019 #150

Seriously... we need a full Senate investigation into "Shower Water-gate"!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #215

I could care less True Blue American Mar 2019 #220

How tall is Bernie? ORiGINAL Double D Mar 2019 #205

Maybe they had a pivot shower door. You don't have to slip and fall to get hurt. Autumn Mar 2019 #155

Doesn't look like a simple "turn around and bump his head" ... it's REALLY BAD (pics inside) NurseJackie Mar 2019 #325

I'm not a doctor but but if he merely hit the edge of a glass shower door and cut himself.... George II Mar 2019 #328

I posted about my shower injury experience. I wouldn't presume to know how he was Autumn Mar 2019 #329

No, it doesn't look "fine" at all. That's a SERIOUS injury with MASSIVE swelling It's unrealistic... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #331

What you want me to believe jackie? What you think of his injury with no proof of your opinions Autumn Mar 2019 #333

I'm going with what I see too: the actual evidence of how BAD it is. I live in the real world... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #334

Knocking your noggin on stuff sucks... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #7

If you release the medical records from the walk-in clinic that would tell the details, and also still_one Mar 2019 #11

Yes, let's have EVERY candidate disclose ALL medical records ever generated relatin to their health InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #57

Don't lecture me about double standards when you intentionally distorted what I said still_one Mar 2019 #93

Yes, and releasing ALL medical information would ALWAYS clarify a candidate's health condition... InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #101

I didn't suggest that. I speak for myself, and I made it very clear I was specifically referring to still_one Mar 2019 #104

Okay... fair enough. Have a good one... peace. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #105

You too. Also, in general I try to avoid the Primary forums. Ideally they should be a place to still_one Mar 2019 #120

He banged his head Dem2 Mar 2019 #14

... Uncle Joe Mar 2019 #16

Maybe they don't want the impression of old guy slipping in shower Awsi Dooger Mar 2019 #17

I'm pretty sure that's what happened. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2019 #43

Ever been on automatic pilot in the fourth different hotel room in five nights? BeyondGeography Mar 2019 #18

You don't find "precaution" stitches odd? Adrahil Mar 2019 #52

Yes, I don't know why they bothered with that "detail" BeyondGeography Mar 2019 #60

Often times whether to stitch or not can be a judgement call Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2019 #67

yeah, they're trying to minimize the Cha Mar 2019 #77

Slipping and falling during normal activities while otherwise healthy, is something ehrnst Mar 2019 #163

That's going to be very common as the campaign gears up and he travels more. ehrnst Mar 2019 #344

What? Is this really something? rusty quoin Mar 2019 #22

Of course it's something, it involves Bernie! Neva let facts get in the way of a good Bernie bashing InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #76

I wouldn't have thought anything of this if they'd just said pnwmom Mar 2019 #79

How Did They Know Where To Stitch If He Didn't Need Them? Me. Mar 2019 #29

Interesting question, no? peggysue2 Mar 2019 #37

I don't think anyone has denied there was a cut of some kind. TCJ70 Mar 2019 #40

They said he only went to the clinic "out of precaution." pnwmom Mar 2019 #62

He's not some rando off the street... TCJ70 Mar 2019 #69

Doctors don't give 7 stitches unless there's a good reason, even if the person pnwmom Mar 2019 #75

Are you a doctor? TCJ70 Mar 2019 #88

No. I'm a parent of children who have required stitches, who also sustained injuries pnwmom Mar 2019 #92

THat Is Nonsenical Me. Mar 2019 #175

I only typed it once...n/t TCJ70 Mar 2019 #199

You're Quite Right Me. Mar 2019 #204

If There Was A Cut On The Head There Would Be LOts Of Blood Me. Mar 2019 #68

I'm not typing it out again. Post 69: TCJ70 Mar 2019 #72

You can't be serious. What's next?...Even if there were lots of blood... InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #227

I Most Certainly Am Serious Me. Mar 2019 #237

Good Question, Me! How do you get preventive Cha Mar 2019 #42

I Know, It Happens To Everyone At One Time Or Another Me. Mar 2019 #66

We're not the only ones asking.. Cha Mar 2019 #73

Sometimes they can just use Steri-Strips and not stitches. My guess is they felt vsrazdem Mar 2019 #102

Jesus, he got stitches and the doctor said how many. It use to be normal. rusty quoin Mar 2019 #141

Head wounds bleed a lot. They may have considered that, thought to bandage it Autumn Mar 2019 #164

I used butterfly strips once to help close a cut... if that helps solve this fake controversy. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #228

:) True Blue American Mar 2019 #151

The injury was sustained while fighting off a Ninja dalton99a Mar 2019 #33

Makes as much sense as other explanations I've heard around here. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #78

You're overthinking the situation. bluedigger Mar 2019 #55

The most logical explanation I've heard all day!! Hahaha!! Good one!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #81

Maybe his head cracked open forklift Mar 2019 #58

OK, I Confess Me. Mar 2019 #70

He bumped his head looking for his tax forms. comradebillyboy Mar 2019 #71

Okay, now THAT was funny... gotta give it to you there!! Can't stop laughin'!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #86

I'm happy I could bring a smile to your face. comradebillyboy Mar 2019 #108

You most certainly did! Have a good one... peace. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #110

I walked into a corner of a cabinet once backtoblue Mar 2019 #83

Was it in a dark room? NT Eric J in MN Mar 2019 #128

Nope backtoblue Mar 2019 #129

He probably forgot to duck. My shower doors hang from an aluminum frame. WheelWalker Mar 2019 #90

Ouch, seven sutures for "precaution" sounds kind of weird. Laffy Kat Mar 2019 #91

Who would want to hold back information in a campaign? I like the new "Bernie standard"... InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #229

I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.... quickesst Mar 2019 #94

Do you think it's likely he got this laceration without slipping or falling? n/t pnwmom Mar 2019 #95

Bernie's explanation IS highly suspicious... perhaps, an FBI investigation is in order?! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #109

I have no clue... quickesst Mar 2019 #117

Right. Slipping in the bathroom could happen to anybody. pnwmom Mar 2019 #121

Seems that way.... quickesst Mar 2019 #124

My 84-year old dad hit his head on the shower door once. RandySF Mar 2019 #107

Did he get stiches? Cha Mar 2019 #113

No, but he got a nasty scratch. RandySF Mar 2019 #116

Was it a sliding door or a swinging door? NT Eric J in MN Mar 2019 #127

You got ME in stitches... LMFAO with all this speculation over Bernie bumping his head!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #137

All of your replies on this thread totallly show a lack of concern ehrnst Mar 2019 #337

Since when radical noodle Mar 2019 #123

Now that's using your "noodle" Noodle!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #138

Suggestions that he was so upset by Beto's entry that he threw himself thru a glass shower door... CrossingTheRubicon Mar 2019 #125

That's funny, tho it actually makes more sense than some of the other crazy explanations stated here InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #139

Wasn't Bernie considered a non-factor when he began his campaign in 2015? TexasTowelie Mar 2019 #148

I've smacked my head on a shower door many times happybird Mar 2019 #143

Divided we fall. nt DLevine Mar 2019 #144

+ 1 million happybird Mar 2019 #145

+1 Kurt V. Mar 2019 #146

Bingo!! United we stand!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #225

About ten years I was helping my friend push start his truck TexasTowelie Mar 2019 #147

What I want to know watoos Mar 2019 #152

don't like Bernie... handmade34 Mar 2019 #154

You don't get stitches "out of precaution" mcar Mar 2019 #158

Head wounds bleed profusely. You do go to a walk in clinic "out of precaution" Autumn Mar 2019 #170

That's true... lots of blood vessels in the old noggin'!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #231

The belief that one must faint or slip and fall to get a head injury requiring stitches is silly. Autumn Mar 2019 #248

Head wounds bleed profusely mcar Mar 2019 #254

They did admit he got injured, that's why the 7 stitches. Your problem is with the shitty Autumn Mar 2019 #258

I wonder if the doctor advised him to rest. lapucelle Mar 2019 #264

True mcar Mar 2019 #310

How exactly would they determine where to put the "precautionary stitches"? lapucelle Mar 2019 #185

Who said he received "precautionary stitches"? It's not in any article. Just a few people Autumn Mar 2019 #280

This guy... lapucelle Mar 2019 #282

"How exactly would they determine where to put the "precautionary stitches"?" You asked. Autumn Mar 2019 #284

I don't understand why any head injury requiring stitches would be treated at a walk-in clinic. lapucelle Mar 2019 #290

Anyone with a head wound would go to a walk in clinic or an ER if they are in another state. Autumn Mar 2019 #299

I would think that a local walk in would refer him to a local hospital emergency room. lapucelle Mar 2019 #300

No they don't always refer you to an ER. If you have an injury they treat you and determine Autumn Mar 2019 #303

Actually, if there was any chance you were knocked out R B Garr Mar 2019 #313

You don't know that he slipped and fell or that he was knocked out. If he did Autumn Mar 2019 #314

Who said he had brain injuries. This is why you keep R B Garr Mar 2019 #315

I'm not the one fabricating the idea that he slipped and fell and was knocked out.You are. Autumn Mar 2019 #316

You are fabricating that he didn't, so it's the same thing. R B Garr Mar 2019 #317

His story never changed, it's right there in both articles. You just don't accept it. nt Autumn Mar 2019 #318

Again, for the last time His story has not changed. Both articles state he did not slip and fall. Autumn Mar 2019 #319

Before they passed, my mom and dad lived in nursing homes. MoonRiver Mar 2019 #177

And most of those places have grab bars. True Blue American Mar 2019 #223

That's true. Maybe Bernie should install some. MoonRiver Mar 2019 #232

I didn't know Alex Jones was on DU, cause the conspiracy theories are flying. vsrazdem Mar 2019 #178

I've never heard of "precautionary stitches". Is that something new? lapucelle Mar 2019 #182

Actually, it's something made up. DLevine Mar 2019 #187

"Precautionary stitches" is not used in the articles. Several people are using that phrase. Autumn Mar 2019 #210

It's coming from shit-stirrers who want to divide us. DLevine Mar 2019 #212

NOT a Bernie-fan, but this is just as ridiculous as when it was done to Hillary. SaveOurDemocracy Mar 2019 #186

Agree. Let's work together. nt DLevine Mar 2019 #188

People are just trying to push buttons. joshcryer Mar 2019 #224

THIS!!!! +1,000!!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #233

Ahh. Another of the many mysteries surrounding Mr. Sanders. Squinch Mar 2019 #203

Shower doors are evil Srkdqltr Mar 2019 #206

Could be by a similar way I got 5 in my head back in my late 30s. I banged it on the edge of the KPN Mar 2019 #209

Slip-and-falls happen to everyone. I've had my share. backscatter712 Mar 2019 #217

I think he would have sustained other injuries if he fell at his age. RandySF Mar 2019 #219

Precisely!! The fact that Bernie didn't suffer worse injuries PROVES he's in phenomenal shape InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #236

It "proves" nothing of the sort. We only know what they tell us... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #238

So then, why is Bernie out-campaigning ALL of his fellow Democrats?! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #243

The answer is: he's not. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #244

You're just not paying close enough attention... and that's why Bernie is winning!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #245

LOL! NurseJackie Mar 2019 #246

Can't have it both ways, eh!! Ouch!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #247

Can't stand it when I'm right, eh!! Ouch! NurseJackie Mar 2019 #250

Keep telling yourself that... you may start actually believing it. InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #252

It's not about what I believe, it's about what's true. You can't have it both ways. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #259

Thank you for proving my point!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #267

No... thank YOU for proving MINE! NurseJackie Mar 2019 #270

Yes, just keep repeating everything I say... THAT'LL work!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #273

Nobody is doing that. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #274

... lapucelle Mar 2019 #271

I think some elderly people who live a sedentary lifestyle with all the accompanying ill health... Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2019 #253

Exactly right!! Somebody else who gets it!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #257

The photos bear out the fact that he suffered a head wound that's being covered up... lapucelle Mar 2019 #275

LOL!! Yes, Bernie's head wound IS being covered up... it's called a "bandage"!! haha!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #279

So, it is true lapucelle Mar 2019 #281

YESSSSS!! Go with it!! InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #293

Can't cover up this massive swelling. His eye is swollen shut, like a boxer. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #335

The two things are unrelated. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #255

Thank you. Tipperary Mar 2019 #312

If he hit his head, the rest of his is irrelevant. RandySF Mar 2019 #239

Not necessarily. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #241

Worse injuries than a gash that required 7 stitches and gave him a black eye? n/t pnwmom Mar 2019 #242

We've really reached a new low here with the Bernie conspiracies.What's next? Did he shoot JFK? Power 2 the People Mar 2019 #240

Showergate Lunabell Mar 2019 #251

Yesss!! Better known as "showerWATERgate"!! Bernie needs to "come clean" over the shower incident... InAbLuEsTaTe Mar 2019 #295

Oh, just saw the part about the black eye, although I R B Garr Mar 2019 #262

It doesn't look very good. NurseJackie Mar 2019 #265

Okay, so you could see the black eye? I couldn't see R B Garr Mar 2019 #266

It was visible in those photos (the HD ones)... NurseJackie Mar 2019 #272

Thanks, NJ. I'm on an iPhone and couldn't see it. nt R B Garr Mar 2019 #278

I am sorry - I like the message of Sanders, but not the Messenger.... Pachamama Mar 2019 #302

This. Spot on. Tipperary Mar 2019 #308

He was looking for his tax returns.... Adrahil Mar 2019 #307

Or... He fainted when Jane said "Found them! Here they are!" NurseJackie Mar 2019 #360

That eye looks puffy too. No surprise with that kind of injury. Tipperary Mar 2019 #309

This will help Bernie delay his tax returns. Very clever. redstateblues Mar 2019 #311

The aging process thins the skin ismnotwasm Mar 2019 #322

Been wondering if they were going for happybird Mar 2019 #326

I hope he is well. He has a rigorous campaign ahead of him. DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2019 #323

Can Larry David come stand in for Sanders for a couple of days? WeekiWater Mar 2019 #352

the media is covering this up KayF Mar 2019 #362

I'm glad this incident is behind him and hope he makes a full recovery. DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2019 #365