FOLLOWING THE LAW-LAW-LAW-LAW-LAW - Trump Parody - Deck the Halls - Don Caron - Parody Project

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Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender

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Don Caron

He is simply too near-sighted
It’s his fatal flaw, law, law, law, law
Could have avoided being indicted
by following the law, law, law, law, law

Claims no insurrection happened
just a quiet little brawl, brawl, brawl, brawl
Claims he’d still be president
But Michael Pence dropped the ball, ball, ball

Stealing national documents
They caught him holding those in his right paw
Prompting many of us to say
Surely that’s the final straw, straw, straw

Didn’t want to be deplumed So he said he had returned all, all, all
Then he moved them to the bathroom
and hid them in a stall, stall, stall, stall, stall

They say the protest was all peaceful But we know just what we saw, saw, sawHe lied and fooled so many people
So the voting count would stall, stall, stall

The country’s full of foolish people
For him they took the fall, fall, fall, fall
Lied to all his mindless sheeple
Now they’re lookin’ at a prison wall
Soon he’ll be lookin’ at a prison wall.