Reply #91: Oh, yes! Woohoo! I've been waiting for this since... [View All]

[Miss Chybil]

well... Disneyland! I've always dreamed one day I'd wake up and we'd be under the oppression of religious zealots, or, at least, dodging their bullets. Hey, and we can let these people move into our homes, because God said they could, and when we realize we can't do anything about it, we can throw rocks at them and blow up their churches with homemade gas bombs. Oh, and we can train some suiciders of our own! Woohoo! Let the fun begin!

I wonder what color burka we'll have to wear? I do look good in baby blue, but Afghanistan already took that color. I hope it's not white. I look so washed out in white. Oh, what does it matter. Nobody will be able to see me anyway.