Reply #67: Here's my version of what really happened [View All]

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(the short form)

Jesus was sitting at a table in the restaurant.

Dem comes in in a wheelchair, buys dinner, sees Jesus, buys him dinner. Jesus says, "Thank you, my child. I will tell my Father that I was hungry and you gave me to eat."

Lib comes in on crutches, buys coffee, sees Jesus, buys him coffee. Jesus says, "Thank you, my child. I will tell my Father that I was thirsty and you gave me to drink."

Atheist comes in with a hunched back, sees Jesus, and sits down with him, thinks it will be an interesting talk. Jesus says, "Thank you, my child, I will tell my Father that I was lonely and you came and visited me."

Republican comes in, breaks the crutches, dumps the Dem off the wheelchair onto the floor, picks up the wheelchair and breaks it over the hunchback. Doesn't even recognize Jesus but takes all the food, drink, and money, and gives it to the rich guy at the big table in the corner.

I suggest that you send this version back to your "friend."