Reply #15: my liberal jesus trumps your conservative jesus [View All]

[enki23]

"there is but one liberal god, and his name is allah!"

"my liberal vishnu can kick your conservative vishnu's ass!"

"oh yeah? well my conservative thor would smash you liberal pansies with his hammer of infinite justice!"

"my liberal clangeddin has blessed me with a holy avenger axe +8, double damage to republicans!"

"my god is a jealous god, visiting the iniquities of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of liberals who hate him, but showing mercy to the thousands of conservative christians who live him and keep his commandments!"

"i have a big penis!"

"the body and blood of christ carry both a blessing (for republicans) and a curse (for everyone else), and therefore we practice closed communion. except for godless liberals, who we encourage to dig right in."

"ten billion liberal angels dancing on the head of this kucinich button!"

"my conservative jesus will not be mocked!"

"father forgive the republicans, for they know not what they do. but send them to hell anyway unless they figure out what they do an heartily repent of their republican ways just before they die."

"oh my god, it's full of liberal stars..."

"thou shalt not suffer a liberal to live"

"pray not like the conservatives"

fnord.