President Bush solves two problems in one masterstroke. [View All]

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Washington, D.C: Thursday June 9,2005.

President Bush who has been the target of jokes of the Liberal Media for a long time shut them up,probably forever, when he came up with an unsolicited proposal to end the war in Iraq and solve GM's problems in selling its cars in one masterstroke.He said, in an address to the Society of Automotive Engineers today that all unsold cars in GM's dealer lots will be given away free to Iraqis.That will generate so much goodwill that Iraqis will throw flowers at CEO Rick
Waggoner.Of course, that give away will be financed by selling oil from Iraq.

In addition,GM will also be encouraged to open assembly plants in Baghdad, manned by soldiers who cannot find any jobs in the U.S. Between the jobless people in Iraq lining up to work at the GM assembly plants and the jobless people from the U.S. looking for jobs in the Army, America will be strking a vein of gold in the desert.No, make that a gusher of oil in the desert.

"This kind of two pronged strategy is so far reaching only a superior mind like Bush could conceive of it," said Rush Limbaugh between snorts of Oxycontin."When I go next to the Lincoln bedroom, I am going to encourage him to go back to his cocaine habit.Only the Lord knows what a mind like his could come up with given sufficient coke to stimulate his vision.".