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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 05:56 PM
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6. there is one sure fire way to achieve phlegm-globbiness Arnold
go to your local pediatricians office and handle all of the toys in the waiting area. This will inflict no less than ten million childhood illness upon you at one time. Any of them WILL produce the mucus-android vocal sound you crave.

Since you have a few months before the debate now that the 9th circuit court has intevened, have you considered having your entire voicebox removed and replaced with one of those handheld devices? It would make you sound very much like a Cylon from the old Battlestar Galacitica series.
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