When you see W'04 stickers on cars--what are you tempted to do? [View All]

[bliss_eternal]

It never ceases to amaze me the horrible thoughts I have when I see these stickers on cars. Sometimes (in a sick, sad way) I fantasize about what I wish I could do to the sticker, car or person. I just wondered if I am the only one, and wanted to hear what others have thought--so please share. The more creative the better! LOL!

Here's my rant on one in my building--
I swear when I see him or his car, I want to spit on it (or him, or both). First of all, he's about a lazy bastard. He seems incapable of parking anywhere except right in the front, which really pisses me off--as there is this delightful woman with Kerry stickers on her car who I believe is a nurse. She really is delightful! Always has a smile and something nice to say to others.

Anyway, she sometimes has an elderly woman with her and I'm glad when she gets one of the front spots as the elderly lady doesn't have to walk or struggle as far. Why does the freeper, jack-ass need the front? So his Freepin' Ass has less time to walk in his groceries? What-fuckin'ever! His smugness and entitled attitude just make me crazy--and he can't be bothered to even so much as acknowledge those around him with a smile or hello. Butthead!

Anyway, rant over--what are your W'04 sticker fantasies--