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[Orrex]

Seated in the Oval Office, Rumsfeld and Bush were planning their afternoon golf outing, when Rumsfeld noticed clouds gathering outside.

"We should probably consult a meteorologist before we go," suggested Rumsfeld.

With that, Bush raced from the room and returned in minutes with a big, beefy man in a lab coat. The huge man grabbed Rumsfeld's testicles and instructed him to cough.

"Mr. President, what's the meaning of this? I just wanted a weather forecast!"

"Oh," said the Prez. "I thought you needed a meaty urologist."

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(this one's for you, Bunny!)

nyuk nyuk nyuk

I gotta million of 'em!