Reply #29: A duck walks into a bar [View All]

[DarkTirade]

He asks the bartender, "Hey, do you serve bread crumbs here?"

Bartender says, "No."

The duck walks out. The next day, the duck comes back in and asks the same question. Bartender says no, duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes in again. Same as before. Then the next day. Then the next day. By the end of the week, the bartender is starting to get annoyed.

The duck walks in for the eighth time and asks, "Do you serve bread crumbs here?"

The bartender says, "No, and if you keep coming in and asking that, I'm gonna nail your webbed little feet to the damn bar!"

The duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes in again. "Hey, do you have a hammer?"

The bartender, a bit confused, says, "No."

"Do you have some nails?"

"No."

"Do you serve bread crumbs here?"